Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[duluthralphie]

Well blah blah CAYUGA.
lucky me.
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I'd rather have canoe for two or even the foot rub by billy bob Cletus.

I have not seen anyone give you the kind of help you need to get out of jury duty.

I can help!

You want to casually bring up topics amongst other jurors and the bailiffs like, the pitifully slow rate at which the death penalty is carried out. Also mention your opposition to lethal injections are to easy on the scum balls. Also talk about how public hangings are more just and willing teach the snowflakes what law and order is about.

Finally, let your wardrobe do the talking for you. Nothing extreme is needed, but wearing these will go a long ways in assuring you never sit on a jury ever.

Spoiler: Open only if you have a sense of humor, snowflakes this will be too extreme for you

 

[OhZark Biddies]

At the risk of coming across as too suggestive, maybe try this too?

or just tell them that Jehovah witness makin bacon story

 

[roosterhavoc]

 

[OhZark Biddies]

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[Mimi13]

 

[OhZark Biddies]

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Does that one have a left handed whatchamacallit or a standard right hand one?

 

[Krazikatlady64]

K dawg. We got the memo.
Moving forward..

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Waa??

 

[Mimi13]

Does that one have a left handed whatchamacallit or a standard one?

But the doohickey is jammed! I think that’s the problem.

 

[Krazikatlady64]

this is the look on my face every time I open one of those chicken doctoring threads and someone has posted some sorta pus or oozy horror show


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Every time I go there I'll think of this!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

But the doohickey is jammed! I think that’s the problem.

Sounds “European” better take it to the dealer... next time buy American!