Shaws Snow day Silliness and Southie Sense of humor Thread

[Krazikatlady64]

If I read one more rat/mice story I'm going to lose it! What makes your rats any different than anyone else's? Yes poision or not poison, there will be a controversy.
Yes rats will get chicken feed. Pick up the feed or you will not get rid of them!
Yes rats can get into anything!
Use whatever and get rid of the stinkin rats!
Go train a mink already!
Guess I'm not reading any new rat threads....
Let me go make a new chicken breed now with my crooked toed Red Jungle Cracker hen...

 

[Geena]

If I read one more rat/mice story I'm going to lose it! What makes your rats any different than anyone else's? Yes poision or not poison, there will be a controversy.
Yes rats will get chicken feed. Pick up the feed or you will not get rid of them!
Yes rats can get into anything!
Use whatever and get rid of the stinkin rats!
Go train a mink already!
Guess I'm not reading any new rat threads....
Let me go make a new chicken breed now with my crooked toed Red Jungle Cracker hen...

I was thinking the same thing the other day. There's like a dozen rat threads, just on the first page. Are people so spoiled now that it's too much trouble to just scroll down?

Got a pic of that rare crook toed red jungle hen? Is she from lines passed down from your me-maw?

 

[OhZark Biddies]

 

[Mimi13]

If I read one more rat/mice story I'm going to lose it! What makes your rats any different than anyone else's? Yes poision or not poison, there will be a controversy.
Yes rats will get chicken feed. Pick up the feed or you will not get rid of them!
Yes rats can get into anything!
Use whatever and get rid of the stinkin rats!
Go train a mink already!
Guess I'm not reading any new rat threads....
Let me go make a new chicken breed now with my crooked toed Red Jungle Cracker hen...

For real! I have three barn cats that are the fattest cats I’ve ever seen, but none of them will catch a mouse/rat that’s in the barn. The thinnest one of the cats does hunt the rats out in the pasture, and ever so often I find the body of a mole/vole in the yard. So, needless to say, I have to resort to poisoning the d@mn rodents. I cannot stand them! CANNOT STAND THEM! If, just if, a poisoned, dead rat was to die where one of my birds could get to it, they would not eat it. Not my birds, that would constitute too much work! Most of the time, the poisoned rats find their way into a wall hollow or between walls where they are inaccessible to even me, much less any of the birds. Only my nose knows they’re there. Oh how cool! Did you see that? Two sets of homophones! I didn’t even try to pull that one off. Where’s the grammar nazi now?

 

[roosterhavoc]

If I read one more rat/mice story I'm going to lose it! What makes your rats any different than anyone else's? Yes poision or not poison, there will be a controversy.
Yes rats will get chicken feed. Pick up the feed or you will not get rid of them!
Yes rats can get into anything!
Use whatever and get rid of the stinkin rats!
Go train a mink already!
Guess I'm not reading any new rat threads....
Let me go make a new chicken breed now with my crooked toed Red Jungle Cracker hen...

I think most people just post for attention. Judging by most comments they just want to talk about their issues instead of actually solving them.

 

[roosterhavoc]

 

[roosterhavoc]

View attachment 2483725

That’s not a plastic bag it’s paper and you’re lying!

 

[OhZark Biddies]

 

[OhZark Biddies]

That’s not a plastic bag it’s paper and you’re lying!

Yeah, lying here looking sexy

 

[JCaseyHammond]

View attachment 2480651

Yes, and even though it isn’t pronounced as it appears, in my head I say “crappie” but when I speak it I say “croppie.” Old habits are hard to break. Crap is CRAP, not CROP. Just saying.

Since 2004 in the California Delta, I’ve observed the fish and wildlife population and diversity crash. I haven’t seen a black crowned night heron since 2012 or a thread fin shad since 2005. I quit fishing to allow the seals something to eat, and started raising chickens for food instead. Various reasons, including reduced flushing of the estuary because water diversion to populated areas, illegal pesticide application and runoff, habitat degradation, deliberate herbicide application directly to the river by local government against the wishes of waterfront owners who do their own mechanical control of river weeds. Local cities get their drinking water from the Delta. Wait, I’m not here to get political. I was just going to make a punchline. Our crappie are crappy.