I never started out thinking of my chickens as pets. One of my chickens had an ingrown feather issue and I had to catch her several times over a period of a few weeks to lance the ingrown feathers. She got used to sitting in my lap, and began associating me with pain relief. So now she follows me everywhere I go in the back yard. She flies up to my lap when I'm sitting and reading, and she has basically ingratiated herself quite thoroughly.
Today, I was walking to the liquor store to buy some beer. I don't know how she did it, but she got out of the fence and began following me. I tossed her back in the yard, and began walking again, and there she was again. I didn't have time to find where she was getting out of, and if I let her follow me, she'd probably get run over. So I picked her up.
I took my chicken to the liquor store with me. She was happy as a clam and bawking contentedly the whole time. I got to the door and opened it, and stuck my head in, and said "I have a chicken with me, can I still come in and buy some beer?" The ladies behind the counter laughed and said yes. So I walked in, and one lady said "Wow, you really do have a chicken!" I bought my beer, and my chicken got some neck scratches. I had my photo taken, I have a feeling it's going to be on the wall next time I go.
I think I've crossed the line into crazy chicken lady.
Today, I was walking to the liquor store to buy some beer. I don't know how she did it, but she got out of the fence and began following me. I tossed her back in the yard, and began walking again, and there she was again. I didn't have time to find where she was getting out of, and if I let her follow me, she'd probably get run over. So I picked her up.
I took my chicken to the liquor store with me. She was happy as a clam and bawking contentedly the whole time. I got to the door and opened it, and stuck my head in, and said "I have a chicken with me, can I still come in and buy some beer?" The ladies behind the counter laughed and said yes. So I walked in, and one lady said "Wow, you really do have a chicken!" I bought my beer, and my chicken got some neck scratches. I had my photo taken, I have a feeling it's going to be on the wall next time I go.
I think I've crossed the line into crazy chicken lady.
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