Just let me catch them stealing my chickens, I would turn into Granny Clampitt (without the dress)in a heartbeat. I would be chasing them down with double barrell in hand screaming CHICKEN THIEF, CHICKEN THIEF, CHICKEN THIEF!!!
THEN POW, POW, THEY WOULD HAVE A BUTT FULL OF ROCK SALT!!!!!!
THEN POW, POW, THEY WOULD HAVE A BUTT FULL OF ROCK SALT!!!!!!
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