Should Wicked wear bubble wrap?

[Kiki]

She might not, depending on how thick her suit is.

You know how people use a toothbrush to clean chicken's legs?
Well I can just use a toothbrush to gently scrub her suit a little thinner.

 

[Kiki]

WAIT!
She needs a thicker suit though right.

 

[Conan]

I'm uncultured. I use one finger.

I'll bet I can guess which one.

 

[Kiki]

I'll bet I can guess which one.

The thumb.

 

[Conan]

WAIT!
She needs a thicker suit though right.

In that same vein, you could add a layer of vaseline.

 

[Conan]

The thumb.

Now you're just baiting the phalanges police.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

They make that fancy insulated bubble wrap. Sort of a two in one deal. You could add some Christmas lights to go fully robotic.

YES!! That's Perfect!
Why didn't I think of this?

 

[BantyChooks]

I'll bet I can guess which one.

Nuh uh. Only you stoop that low.

 

[007Sean]

Tin foiled bubble wrap? Wizard of Oz! Nope...wait, that was the scare crow....'if I only had a brain'...can't use that Wick, 'you got a heart, tin man didn't!

 

[Kiki]

WICKED!
Quit feeding your birds and get back here already.