Show off your house ducks!

[Amiga]

It was an ontological disconnect for me…..

 

[napdognewfie]

I was thinking a round casserole dish would be better. Who wants a square duck? Lol

And they are back to food references. Can't help it. They're so cute you just want to eat them up. Lol

 

[Amykins]

I was thinking a round casserole dish would be better. Who wants a square duck? Lol

And they are back to food references. Can't help it. They're so cute you just want to eat them up. Lol

I know, right?? What is it with adorable things and wanting to eat them? That or squeeze 'em to death. The cuter the thing, the more you just wanna squoosh 'em 'til their heads pop off!

...Not that I'd ever do that, obvs

 

[Amykins]

Oh, by the way, guess who finally captured her own little Tomato Wars on video?

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Here's my great-grandmother's recipe for fresh baked Call Duck! You will need:
- 1 egg
- 1 cup flour
- 1/4 c sugar
- 1/2 tsp baking powder
- 1/2 cup butter
- 5-6 tbsp whole milk
- pinch of salt
- round loaf pan (the smaller the better) 
- 1 duck

Mix wet ingredients, add dry. Knead duck. Form into adorable duck loaf. Be sure to soak the feathers with the milk, otherwise it will not shrink enough while baking! Place into round pan; be sure duck fills it out for maximum roundness. Bake for 16-18 minutes or until quacks become noticeably higher-pitched. Allow to rest for ten minuets, then turn out from pan. Feed peas immediately.

I have to ask since I got a " " before... Is that egg a chicken egg, a duck egg, or a call duck egg?

 

[Julie Birb]

Oh, by the way, guess who finally captured her own little Tomato Wars on video?

That is CUTE. They are CUTE. Who is clucking?

 

[Julie Birb]

I know, right?? What is it with adorable things and wanting to eat them? That or squeeze 'em to death. The cuter the thing, the more you just wanna squoosh 'em 'til their heads pop off!

...Not that I'd ever do that, obvs 

You are so right. I want to squeeze my finches so hard. And when I look at them I am always gritting my teeth so hard cuz they're so cute it's hideous.

 

[Julie Birb]

I have to ask since I got a " " before... Is that egg a chicken egg, a duck egg, or a call duck egg?

It can be any egg you want.

 

[duckies1230]

I got a gf for JoJo my pekin yesterday, and i dont know what to do. She poops soooo much! Truly its disgusting! Shes farm raised. All she ever ate was duck feed snd cracked corn. I try to give her different foods some veggies, she wont try any of it. I could never put a diaper on her, with one poo she would destroy the diaper and it wouldnt hold her poo! I am not even joking! I have them in my entrance room, i work. I cant afford to change pet pads every few hours, im gonna get bugs, which i cant, i have babies!!! But im not a person who would ever get rid of an animal. I cant build a pen outside, im not allowed!!! ( dont ask) but I really need help, what? I don't know, I got to do something! Suggestions?!!!!!!!plz!!!!

 

[napdognewfie]

For temporary I'd put down lots of newspapers. Cover the whole floor good. Keep them blocked off in one area unless you want to paper the whole house (8 kids + dogs + mud - not pretty).

Just keep putting layers of paper (not the glossy stuff) down on top and keep it dry. Sprinkle lightly with PDZ before the paper. Easy to roll the whole thing up even covered in mud or worse.

You can usually get the roll ends from the newspaper office for free. Also good for table covers and kids to color on.

Poor duckie has not had the goodies and doesn't know what they are. She'll see them being gobbled and will figure it out. She needs to get used to you and inside and all the other new stuff going on. Give her a chance to calm down and get a good look. Her whole world has changed. (and she probably has the nervous poopies). Lol