Show off your house ducks!

[Scovy Momma]

That is so adorable. Ok now I want a girl.

Me too!

 

[Julie Birb]

Aww she is so pretty! I want to dress her up! I don't care if she's a he =P

I'm stuck on pink right now. Just bought a bunch of super cute fabrics but I just can't stop with the pink! Maybe I need a purple outfit for ChaCha to get me out...

If that isnt cute I don't know what is.

 

[Julie Birb]

Guys, I'm having one of those days...already in a bad mood, and the ducks are doing everything in their power to exacerbate it!  Wobbles ate some pine shavings this morning, then Bean greeted me by biting me right o the bridge of my nose, causing it to bleed. She then soaked both of her diapers - somehow - so they're currently unwearable. She also knocked over the water dish and spilled BOTH food bowls, and Wobbles in turn scattered the soggy food everywhere and trampled it into the carpet.. And just ten minutes ago she managed to un-do the velcro on her diaper and has splattered poop all over my bed!

I can't do this. They're both in bathtub time-out while I'm trying to stop myself from having a conniption fit. God, I'm glad I don't have kids. I'm pretty sure I'd be dead from acute stress five times over if I did.

Do any of you guys have "Bad Duck Days"? I could use some funny stories to help get me through today without killing something!

Awe, Amy, I am sorry. Some days are like that. I don't have any stories that are particularly amusing but hang in there.

 

[Scovy Momma]

Girl or boy makes no difference...

That is one gorgeous duck!!

Awws! Thanks! S/he's not my past Muscovy but still not a bad house duck.

I'm not used to a duck that's not even 3 months old & already (seems like) 15 or 20lbs!
Dandy is a Fattie McFatpants

 

[Scovy Momma]

Guys, I'm having one of those days...already in a bad mood, and the ducks are doing everything in their power to exacerbate it! Wobbles ate some pine shavings this morning, then Bean greeted me by biting me right o the bridge of my nose, causing it to bleed. She then soaked both of her diapers - somehow - so they're currently unwearable. She also knocked over the water dish and spilled BOTH food bowls, and Wobbles in turn scattered the soggy food everywhere and trampled it into the carpet.. And just ten minutes ago she managed to un-do the velcro on her diaper and has splattered poop all over my bed!

I can't do this. They're both in bathtub time-out while I'm trying to stop myself from having a conniption fit. God, I'm glad I don't have kids. I'm pretty sure I'd be dead from acute stress five times over if I did.

Do any of you guys have "Bad Duck Days"? I could use some funny stories to help get me through today without killing something!

Awws! Babes! I'm sorry!
On the kid thing, I know that it's a good thing I don't have them either because I guarantee I wouldn't be the ones dead 5x over...

For the Bad Duck Days does it count when my hound chews into Daisy's home to eat all her chopped veggies & feed? on three different occasions & spots? She pushed the duck out of her home so I came home to the duck sitting in the living room not looking very happy & the hound passed out in a feed coma in the duck house.
I have been very tempted to rehome that dog many times due to her sheer dumbness.

J/K...maybe...

 

[Julie Birb]

Awws! Babes! I'm sorry!
On the kid thing, I know that it's a good thing I don't have them either because I guarantee I wouldn't be the ones dead 5x over...

For the Bad Duck Days does it count when my hound chews into Daisy's home to eat all her chopped veggies & feed? on three different occasions & spots? She pushed the duck out of her home so I came home to the duck sitting in the living room not looking very happy & the hound passed out in a feed coma in the duck house.
I have been very tempted to rehome that dog many times due to her sheer dumbness.  J/K...maybe...

it does count Scovy Momma. I do have a dumb thing that happened this am b4 work that's not birb related. I opened my freezer and the powdered Gatorade mix container's lid wasnt sealed all the way. Well it fell to the floor cuz I had set it on the seam between the door and the appliance without thinking and it fell to the floor scattering powder everywhere. I was furious.

 

[Ravynscroft]

Guys, I'm having one of those days...already in a bad mood, and the ducks are doing everything in their power to exacerbate it!  Wobbles ate some pine shavings this morning, then Bean greeted me by biting me right o the bridge of my nose, causing it to bleed. She then soaked both of her diapers - somehow - so they're currently unwearable. She also knocked over the water dish and spilled BOTH food bowls, and Wobbles in turn scattered the soggy food everywhere and trampled it into the carpet.. And just ten minutes ago she managed to un-do the velcro on her diaper and has splattered poop all over my bed!

I can't do this. They're both in bathtub time-out while I'm trying to stop myself from having a conniption fit. God, I'm glad I don't have kids. I'm pretty sure I'd be dead from acute stress five times over if I did.

Do any of you guys have "Bad Duck Days"? I could use some funny stories to help get me through today without killing something!

Crash went to fly down off the back deck steps this morning and caught too much air... turned left, then right, then left again and ended up flying over the top of the house... screamed her head off til I rescued her...

Nope, not enough...

Well, until last month Lady Grey spent every second of every day trying to eat Crash & Burn since the day they hatched... 3 Calls tearing around the house every day was a constant battle...

And Lady Grey still chases the poor dog out of his bed and tries to cover it in poop...

 

[Julie Birb]

Crash went to fly down off the back deck steps this morning and caught too much air... turned left, then right, then left again and ended up flying over the top of the house... screamed her head off til I rescued her...

Nope, not enough...

Well, until last month Lady Grey spent every second of every day trying to eat Crash & Burn since the day they hatched... 3 Calls tearing around the house every day was a constant battle...

And Lady Grey still chases the poor dog out of his bed and tries to cover it in poop...

Awe, poor little sweet Crash. Were you scared she got away like that? I feel bad she got stressed.

 

[napdognewfie]

I have a pond. One of those plastic preformed things. Couple hundred gallons. I had it full of plants. Variegated cattail, rushes, a yellow water lily and more. It looked pretty good. DD was going to dig a big one for koi. So much for those plans.

After an extended period of time I was beginning to think they were going to let it alone (yeah pretty stupid huh?). They got fresh bath water at least twice a day in plastic containers. I thought they were happy. They gobbled everything else in the yard but didn't touch anything in the pond.

 

[Scovy Momma]

it does count Scovy Momma. I do have a dumb thing that happened this am b4 work that's not birb related. I opened my freezer and the powdered Gatorade mix container's lid wasnt sealed all the way. Well it fell to the floor cuz I had set it on the seam between the door and the appliance without thinking and it fell to the floor scattering powder everywhere. I was furious.

I've been there! It sucks when you go to mop if you dropped red because it turns into a grisly scene!