Show off your house ducks!

[Julie Birb]

that they were not strange just disgusting. Covered in that gross goop from the bottom. And the smell. Uggg! They were very proud of themselves. They destroyed all the plants and didn't even touch the duck weed that was for them.

But again you can always crate them and put your feet up and drink tea or something stronger (much stronger). You will calm down and can then mutter under your breath (or out loud if it makes you feel better) while spending the next hour cleaning up the mess that was made.

And you won't be visited by social services for crating your ducks. Lol

It'll get better. Mama said there'd be days like this. You will look back at this and laugh. Really. Hugs.

Yikes. What a scenario. You are so funny.

 

[Julie Birb]

Nah, was just worried she'd land on the roof and be too scared to takeoff from there... she landed nice and perfect, but couldn't see any of us... she was fine and learned, lol...
I thought Lady Grey flew really high, but Crash beat her in that today... they're usually very good with their flights, just once in a while something screwy happens...

Yeah, not having a duck try to eat the 2 smaller ones anymore is a relief... plus they're both bigger than her now, lol... all it took was the big ducks outside scaring the crap outta the young ones and Lady Grey got offended since that was HER job, lol...

Awe, little winged flying thingy of sweetness. Good. I am glad. Whew. It scares me when you guys tell stories of your ducks flying.

 

[Julie Birb]

I agree, it TOTALLY counts. I swear there are days where I am one eye-twitch away from making me a pair of cat-skin gloves or put a foot-sized mark on the birb's behinds!

Oh man, that sounds AWFUL! Wobbles was a jerk to Bean when she hatched, too. But the roof thing is just, wow. I would clip the heck outta Bean's wings if she did that! It's bad enough that she can fly juuuuust well enough to clear her nighttime pen and land on my face at 4 in the morning... 

Whoa, Bean. Is that super startling or what?!?

 

[kukupecpec]

Cha Cha is just super cute in any color! I love the puff-puff with a bow!
 Ya know, my hockey team is the Sharks & their colors are teal & black....hmmmmm, I may have to look for Sharks material to send you!

SAN JOSE SHARKS
we love them. I will TOTALLY make you sharks stuff!

 

[Tevyes Dad]

"Keeshes Daddy!"

 GAH!  HURK!

Believe me... I know! But I figured it was funny (for someone else) and illustrated that things could be worse. Plus now that my bolting up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming is down to a weekly event, my therapist said it would be a good exercise to share the event with others :

You could have a beautifully warm pair of feather down slippers, wouldn't be a matching pair but that's character.

They'd only make toe warmers

 

[Julie Birb]

I've been there! It sucks when you go to mop if you dropped red because it turns into a grisly scene! 

You are hysterical Scovy Momma. I needed that laugh. And it is true. Ish.

 

[Amykins]

Whoa, Bean. Is that super startling or what?!?

OMG SO MUCH

 

[Amykins]

They'd only make toe warmers

Pretty much. But they'd be pretty toe warmers.

 

[Scovy Momma]

SAN JOSE SHARKS
we love them. I will TOTALLY make you sharks stuff!

I knew you were kewl! GO SHARKS! I love Burnsie! #88!

Believe me... I know! But I figured it was funny (for someone else) and illustrated that things could be worse. Plus now that my bolting up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming is down to a weekly event, my therapist said it would be a good exercise to share the event with others :

We're all here for you

It will get better, I promise. Pretty soon, you won't even need the lights on to sleep & the haunting, lingering duck breath of death will be long gone from memory.
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Originally Posted by Tevyes Dad

They'd only make toe warmers

Ooohhh! Or oh-so-very-warm ear mufflers!

You are hysterical Scovy Momma. I needed that laugh. And it is true. Ish.

At least the kitchen smells fruity-licious! Just ignore the sticky feet & massacre scene.

 

[Scovy Momma]

Pretty much. But they'd be pretty toe warmers.

The Calls aren't the size of your feets?