Show off your house ducks!

[Tevyes Dad]

I think it's just dumb luck. She sleeps in a bin by my pillow and she only seems to rocket out one side, so she's in prime position to land right on my face. I've been placing a towel over her crate at night, but she doesn't like it and sometimes will find a way around it regardless. Sneaky Bean.

The logical answer then is to sleep with a towel across your face

 

[Tevyes Dad]

I must change diapers
Stop flapping, little birdie!
Behold; poopy butt.

 

[Debs Flock]

The logical answer then is to sleep with a towel across your face

Ya'll crack me up!!

 

[JadeComputerGal]

The logical answer then is to sleep with a towel across your face

I'm not sure that's a good solution. I saw a thing on TV about how the towels in most peoples houses have a lot more bacteria on them than what you can see with the naked eye. I don't think I'd want that on my face all night.

 

[Tevyes Dad]

I'm not sure that's a good solution. I saw a thing on TV about how the towels in most peoples houses have a lot more bacteria on them than what you can see with the naked eye. I don't think I'd want that on my face all night.

Maybe, but there are 10x more bacteria on your face and 100x more in your mouth. So maybe the ones on your face would go to the towel, or maybe they would start a turf war with antibacterial consequences. And HEY! howkum you never like any of my solutions???

 

[napdognewfie]

Hmmm. Dirty people germs from a towel or poopy germs from duck feet. Tough choice. Lol

 

[JadeComputerGal]

Maybe, but there are 10x more bacteria on your face and 100x more in your mouth. So maybe the ones on your face would go to the towel, or maybe they would start a turf war with antibacterial consequences. And HEY! howkum you never like any of my solutions???

I love your solutions! They usually give me something pretty good to play off.

 

[Amykins]

Hmmm. Dirty people germs from a towel or poopy germs from duck feet. Tough choice. Lol

When she lands on my face there's usually no poop, but it does make a funny "fwap" sound as her webs collide with my face-meats.

 

[Debs Flock]

When she lands on my face there's usually no poop, but it does make a funny "fwap" sound as her webs collide with my face-meats.

Oh, I can't breathe...laughing too hard! "Face-meats"!! One of my cats was curled in my lap. Then I read this, laughed out loud & the cat peeled out on my legs. Ouch!

 

[napdognewfie]

Lol