Show off your house ducks!

[Tevyes Dad]

You're awesome, Tony! I still can't figure out how to make new threads on this app...

That's Ok, I didn't know there was an App.

 

[Julie Birb]

You just want to save all your money for finchy treats.

Yes, because they are carnivorous little poopers. And my only dependents.

 

[Julie Birb]

Help my baby duck has fallen and been injured

What a sweet faced little baby. I hope he/she is doing better with treatment tips from all the great people here.

 

[tiffani day]

Doing better today, less swelling and bruising isn't as bad

 

[Scovy Momma]

Not true! Out of 12 ducks there will probably be at least 6 sizes. The measurements won't be that different but I'm sure the ducks would know the difference. I will NOT have my sweet little girls running around with a vent-wedgie all day!

GAH! I shuddered at "vent-wedgie"
I'll pay for the monogramming now!

I know! But she wants me to solve the mysteries of the duck genome in my spare time rather than fork a couple hundred over to support the houseducking of my entire flock. I feel like Young Einstein trying to split the beer atom...

Right?! "I could give you the money or you could become a biology genius & design the perfect duck"

The only place where eggs in chonies and vent wedgies are commonplace topics... I love this thread...

Gotta love duck parents' talk!

Yes, because they are carnivorous little poopers. And my only dependents.

You're lucky! All my dependents & not a one can help me when it comes to tax time.

 

[Julie Birb]

Doing better today, less swelling and bruising isn't as bad

Good deal. I am sincerely happy to hear that about the little fuzzy.

 

[Julie Birb]

GAH! I shuddered at "vent-wedgie" 
I'll pay for the monogramming now!  

Right?! "I could give you the money or you could become a biology genius & design the perfect duck"

Gotta love duck parents' talk! 

You're lucky! All my dependents & not a one can help me when it comes to tax time. 

Admittedly mine cannot either. But they are very low maint. And silly little pissy things.

 

[Scovy Momma]

Admittedly mine cannot either. But they are very low maint. And silly little pissy things.

I have high maintenance, silly pissy things in my house...including the roommate.

 

[Julie Birb]

I have high maintenance, silly pissy things in my house...including the roommate.

You are a gem. That totally made me laugh out loud. We won't tell the roomie he/she is pissy high maintenance.

 

[Julie Birb]

.....and Tony. I know in your spare time you can create the perfect duck then you can retire on the royalties and diaper yours and let them run amok in the house and all will be fine and happy and complete.