Show off your house ducks!

[Scovy Momma]

You are a gem. That totally made me laugh out loud. We won't tell the roomie he/she is pissy high maintenance.

Oh no, I tell him all the time! Can't go letting him getting comfortable in my house, next you know he'll think he can pay his rent late if he thinks we're great friends

 

[Tevyes Dad]

.....and Tony. I know in your spare time you can create the perfect duck then you can retire on the royalties and diaper yours and let them run amok in the house and all will be fine and happy and complete.

If I designed the PERFECT duck it wouldn't need diapers. It would be able to hold it for a week then poop out a pound of bacon! (Naturally the drakes don't lay eggs so they would poop sausage.)

 

[Scovy Momma]

If I designed the PERFECT duck it wouldn't need diapers. It would be able to hold it for a week then poop out a pound of bacon! (Naturally the drakes don't lay eggs so they would poop sausage.)

THIS!! We need to make THIS happen!






Like...now.

 

[Scovy Momma]

Can....can it be like this??

Crack open the eggs for the bacons?

 

[Tevyes Dad]

Can....can it be like this?? Crack open the eggs for the bacons?

How would they breed? Ducklings munching bacon in the shell?

 

[Ravynscroft]

By the time bacon appears in duck eggs Tevye will have mastered duckie cloning... problem solved...

 

[AmandaVirginia]

Can a duck carry more than one egg at a time? If so, how many? Also, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you have a blessed day filled with good food and loving family

 

[Julie Birb]

Oh no, I tell him all the time! Can't go letting him getting comfortable in my house, next you know he'll think he can pay his rent late if he thinks we're great friends

Oh that is true. It really has to be a business arrangement for that reason. Late rent not cool.

 

[Julie Birb]

If I designed the PERFECT duck it wouldn't need diapers. It would be able to hold it for a week then poop out a pound of bacon! (Naturally the drakes don't lay eggs so they would poop sausage.)

You are hilarious. Then it's settled. I could have house ducks then and wouldnt even have to get approval since I'd be getting my wonderful food from my ducks.

 

[Julie Birb]

Can....can it be like this?? Crack open the eggs for the bacons?

Mmmmmm. Yes. Where do I get these ducks? Tony.....