Signs You've Become a Crazy Chicken Lady/Lord

How many of these apply to you?

  • Random people keep asking if I want their extra rooster

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • My electrician got pooped on

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • I only get chicken gifts on special occasions

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • More often than not my garage/bathroom/spare room is occupied by a chicken that needs attention

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • People don't make regular small talk with me. They just ask about the chickens

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • Feathers everywhere

    Votes: 7 58.3%
  • I can't answer how many chickens I have because I don't remember

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Running out of names

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • "Do you have spare eggs?"

    Votes: 8 66.7%
  • People just give you egg cartons unasked

    Votes: 6 50.0%

  • Total voters
    12
Chickens that don't belong to you mysteriously appear in your flock, despite the fact that there are no neighbors nearby with chickens. This is especially bad if your coop/run are near to a road.
The other day I found two of my red pullets just outside my run fence. Then I saw all three of MY red pullets happily on the other side, at the same time. Thought I was losing my mind and called my husband to witness my multiplying chickens.

Turns out my neighbor with no proper fences has a batch of pullets the same age. I was THIS close to stealing her girls legit thinking they were mine!!! Now I'm constantly sending her chickens home. They really really like my set-up, I guess!?

Nobody has dumped birds on my property yet, though. Fingers crossed I can avoid that one!!
 

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