Okay thank you so much. My plan is to wait for the weekend, heat up the bathroom in the morning, get her cleaned in the way you described, and then hang out with her in there till she's dry. My roommates have another bathroom, so they can deal. I don't have a dog Carrier, just a small cloth cat carrier, so I don't think that would work too great. The bathroom is easy to clean and easy to heat, so I'll do a little chicken proofing then get her started. Ill see if she can tolerate a blow dryer, but she is quite the ball of anxiety, so I'll just burrito her for a tiny bit.