silly things you do O.e

[gurooh]

The silliest thing i do is run around the yard like a crazy chicken and shout, "MILO!"

 

[RAWR]

i like to run around public places and hug people

 

[michickenwrangler]

I have a very dry sense of humor, so when I crack a joke, no one gets it.

Also, I LOVE the Simpsons, but not the Homer-esque type jokes. The ones I like are the obscure presidential or obscure movie jokes that no one gets that they always end up explaining on the commentaries. I usually make a lot of references to them.

"I was spanked by Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions." (Grampa)

"There's a cardboard box you can sleep in ... just move the cot out of the way." (Bart)

"After Spring, Summer and Winter, Fall is my favorite season." (Marge)


I might also add that I enjoy the Monty Python movies and for some reason can usually insert a quote from "Life of Brian" somewhere in the course of my day. This is probably where I got my dry sense of humor from.

 

[DelhiRose]

Quote:
Lmao, I'm the same way! My sweet husband doesn't understand that the weight must must must be evenly distributed in the carton. It's a no brainer, right?

 

[SwanKeeper]

Quote:
Lmao, I'm the same way! My sweet husband doesn't understand that the weight must must must be evenly distributed in the carton. It's a no brainer, right?

I am so glad that some one understands me! XD I think cause I drop stuff a lot and the even feel makes me more confidant.

 

[RAWR]

Quote:
Lmao, I'm the same way! My sweet husband doesn't understand that the weight must must must be evenly distributed in the carton. It's a no brainer, right?

I am so glad that some one understands me! XD I think cause I drop stuff a lot and the even feel makes me more confidant.

nothing of mine is ever even or the same. its always something weird or random

 

[matthewschickens]

Keep chickens

 

[Nupine]

I'm known as quite the weirdo, so I'll do just about anything.
I once asked a random cute guy to marry me.... didn't work.
I'm really good at convincing people things that aren't true. I was recently at a bonfire at a friend's church, and I had one girl COMPLETELY convinced that I was related in all sorts of weird ways to a bunch of the people there, when in fact I was related to no one.
I like to smell people, and then I'll tell them whether or not they smell like ''teen spirit''. When they ask, ''the deoderant?'', I say, ''No, the revolutionary ''something'' that no one but Kurt Cobain knows exactly what it is, but you definetely have it!''
One of my best friends never understands my weirdness, since she's so literal, but my other best friend does. To each other, I'm ''Axl'' and she's ''Slash''. We use the word ''serpentine'' a LOT over everything, and its great cause only we know what it is! We say ''fondle'' a lot too.
Mr. Brownstone is heroin, but it seems like no one knows that, so I ask people, ''Would you like some of my Mr. Brownstone ice cream?''
I have my own planet called, ''Oobla''. I tell everyone about it.
I have asked people randomly, ''Is there any Einkorn in this bread?''
I use random song lyrics in my everyday conversations. I love looking people in the face, start touching their hair, and say, ''Your hair reminds me of a warm, safe place where as a child I'd hide, and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by''.
These are just the tip of the iceberg.....