One day a farmer noticed that all of his baby
were
.
He was so

un at his one and only chicken, a hen he had put them under, that he went out and made the chicken
. He raised the
himself.
He figured that he had enough
and that he would not need any more. Unfortunatley, they were half roosters and one day he saw 100 baby

in the coop! he was
but did not want to get rid of the chicks because they were so cute. So again, he raised them himself.
Here are some of his favourite jokes he used to keep his morale up:
One day a man, who had never cooked a day in his life, decided to surprise his wife by making a
dinner for her. So he plucked the chicken and popped it into the oven.
A half our later he remembered that he had not turned on the oven. When he opened it the
sat up and said 'look mister, are you going to turn on the heat or give me back my feathers?'
1: How do i get to the other side?
2: Dummy, you ARE on the other side!