So, anyone have any good revenge ideas?

[BrattishTaz]

EMMMMMMM! I just saw a thread that said emus have claws on their wings!

Did you know that? I didn't know that! I'm really glad I am not you right now! Killer clawed winged, five foot tall , hormone driven bird brains are going to eat you!!!

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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[BrattishTaz]

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I'm serious! Foulman posted it! ...and stop hitting me!

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=474603

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh I saw it alright.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I wonder if you hubby knew that before he got the eggs. I would be searching the house for large insurance policies if I were you.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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I wonder if you hubby knew that before he got the eggs. I would be searching the house for large insurance policies if I were you.

Oh I have a kit. It has everything they need to identify my body, a few likely places they'd hide my body, and a letter of whodunnits...

 

[BrattishTaz]

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I wonder if you hubby knew that before he got the eggs. I would be searching the house for large insurance policies if I were you.

Oh I have a kit. It has everything they need to identify my body, a few likely places they'd hide my body, and a letter of whodunnits...

No need to hide the body if the emu dunnit. Hubby would cash in big time. Maybe he found out you are sharing your brownies.

I told you to be careful with that.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

Oh, I'm putting "Murder by Emu" in there.

 

[BrattishTaz]

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You can try that. Chances are good he would be aquitted though.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

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You can try that. Chances are good he would be aquitted though.

Not the way I'm writing it!