Turkeys? Isn't that your favorite bird too, Em?
So, anyone have any good revenge ideas?
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I'm sorry DR....I guess now you know how fickle I am.
Maybe bird can take you out for a boys night?
I'm sorry DR....I guess now you know how fickle I am.
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Oh, hilarious.
Geee, sure did miss YOU.
Oh, hilarious.
Boys nite? Did I hear Boys nite?
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Coyote I know how evil little kids are they brought in a 5 gallon bucket of toads I told them to get that bucket out of the house they took the bucket out after they dumped over 50 toads onto my kitchen/dinning room floor. I had my prissy daughter who jumps on the dinning room table and screams until I told her if she didn't stop screaming I would stuff a toad in her mouth then spent the rest of the afternoon chasing toads out of the house when Dh got home told him he went to "talk to his kids" told them they should not do that to their mom while he is chuckling.
after that summer I went to work full time just to get away from the kids for while (I know bad mom)
....so, how much do I have to pay your kids as minions?
They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
Coyote I know how evil little kids are they brought in a 5 gallon bucket of toads I told them to get that bucket out of the house they took the bucket out after they dumped over 50 toads onto my kitchen/dinning room floor. I had my prissy daughter who jumps on the dinning room table and screams until I told her if she didn't stop screaming I would stuff a toad in her mouth then spent the rest of the afternoon chasing toads out of the house when Dh got home told him he went to "talk to his kids" told them they should not do that to their mom while he is chuckling.
....so, how much do I have to pay your kids as minions?
They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
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He needs it, I just dumped him and went back to MFB. Poor DR.
He needs it, I just dumped him and went back to MFB. Poor DR.
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....so, how much do I have to pay your kids as minions?
They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
They are hired!
Coyote, do we have kid sized minion packs?
....so, how much do I have to pay your kids as minions?
They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
They are hired!
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I meant... Since MFB only ate some measly little celery (YUM!)... if DR really wants back in your good graces... maybe he should try some Spinach.. you know, some really yucky, healthy stuff! *hint hint* DR!
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Spinach?
Squash? What exactly kind of game is this?
Spinach?
Squash? What exactly kind of game is this?
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Squash? What exactly kind of game is this?
I meant... Since MFB only ate some measly little celery (YUM!)... if DR really wants back in your good graces... maybe he should try some Spinach.. you know, some really yucky, healthy stuff! *hint hint* DR!
OH. Well, that makes more sense. Poor DR, he's going out with Bird to drown his sorrows.
Squash? What exactly kind of game is this?
OH. Well, that makes more sense. Poor DR, he's going out with Bird to drown his sorrows.
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They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
They are hired!
Coyote, do we have kid sized minion packs?
Oh they are adults now but still act like kids 2 oldest daughter and oldest boy are the worse. Worms in her sisters bed play snakes in the laundry. It goes on and on they are why I have gray hair.
They will work for soda and brownies even cookies. I was reading this and my oldest DS just decided to put soda in a bottle with a cork and then shook the bottle and had the cork shot out and almost hit me in the head with it. The are EVIL kids its all my DH fault.
They are hired!
Oh they are adults now but still act like kids 2 oldest daughter and oldest boy are the worse. Worms in her sisters bed play snakes in the laundry. It goes on and on they are why I have gray hair.
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