So..If a Kangaroo and a Ostrich fight..who would win?

[tripletfeb]

Did you throat punch it to death?

What can I say? It sassed me

 

[Chickens of the South]

I think the roo would be intimidated by the ostrich. I mean, they live with emus and get along, but ostriches are bigger, meaner, and more intimidating. They also live with cassowaries so I think they would completely avoid any big two-legged bird.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

What can I say? It sassed me

That will teach that turd to back-talk!

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I got a question: between a kitten and a steel-toe shoe, who would win?

 

[ShrekDawg]

You mean extremely endangered. Either one works but one is the proper way to put it.

I know. I did it on purpose

 

[tripletfeb]

I got a question: between a kitten and a steel-toe shoe, who would win?

Steel toe for the win but why kick a kitten?

 

[ShrekDawg]

It was the California grizzly that went belly-up. But apparently Grizzly is just a fancy word for Brown Bear, not Black Bear?

Yes

 

[azurbanclucker]

I know. I did it on purpose

Only works if it's accurate. They're threatened, not endangered.

 

[notabitail]

Steel toe for the win but why kick a kitten?

It's a mountain lion kitten.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Only works if it's accurate. They're threatened, not endangered.

I thought Google said they were endangered. Guess I read it wrong