So many choices this morning

[Countrywife]

Who is Jax and why would he eat the cats?

After you tie them together, feed them space rocks. That will liven up the party!

If Jax is anything like CareBear you will never get him to eat the cats.

 

[BarkerChickens]

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I think you're on to something here!

 

[BarkerChickens]

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Brute. I think some of you people have too much time on your hands.

Did you know it is actually impossible to tie their tails together? Go ahead and try it. I will have 911 on standby.

Got experience with this?

 

[NGT ANGL]

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Brute. I think some of you people have too much time on your hands.

Did you know it is actually impossible to tie their tails together? Go ahead and try it. I will have 911 on standby.

May be impossible to tie them together but I bet duct tape would do the trick!!!

 

[debilorrah]

WOW this thread has taken a turn to the dark side.

 

[gritsar]

Well, see plan #4 would have worked well because I know something about my cats that y'all don't. If I lay down on the couch and cover up, the cats immediately stop what they doing and race to beat each other to the couch. This is to get the choice spot behind my knees, not in front of em. KiKi won.
The plan was working well too, till DH got out of court early and came home.
Now I'm half-napped.

 

[gritsar]

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Jax is a 6 month old german shepherd dog. He's been trained not to bother the cats. That doesn't mean he won't try to get a taste in when mama's not looking.

 

[gritsar]

P.S. DH has just informed me that duct tape won't work. It'll stick to the fur and peel off. I didn't ask him how he knows this.

He suggested nylon thread or chinese fingercuffs instead.

 

[NGT ANGL]

gosh...here I thought I had come up with another use for duct tape......

 

[StupidBird]

What? Your dog doesn't "clean" the cat litter box for you?