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Every night,after they are up on the roost,read them a chicken recipe that sounds so good. After you're done, say,"That sounds
soooo delicious,doesn't it? Makes me wanna bareecue some chicken.
Well, goodnight."Your hens will have a meeting and your scardey-cat hen
will say,"She's going to barbecue us!
!
"No,she's not,"says your bravest
hen."Why don't we start laying?Then she wont want to."
"Great!"says your most agreeable
hen.
"I have a better idea
says your most difficult
hen.
"We tell her if she barbecues us we'll come back as zombies and hold her captive in a cave without food or water.Then she'll be scared."
"Let's take a poll,"the brave hen says."All in favor of telling her we'll become zombies,raise a wing!"
The difficult hen raises her wing.
"All in favor of starting to lay?"
The brave,scared,and agreeable hens raise thier wings.
The next morning,you'll come and find eggs!