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I find it very hard to put the egg back into the shell after checking for the bulls-eye. This makes it hard to sell to my customers. So I simply tell them they are eggs gathered daily from my own chickens, which free range with a rooster in my back yard, so they are most likely fertilized.
I even tell those who are interested WHICH chickens laid which eggs. (Rebecca lays the green eggs, Bernadette lays the really dark ones, the white ones are Minerva's or Millicent's, the pale pinkish-tan eggs came from Lacey, the regular brown ones are Greta's, Buffy lays the nearly white ones, and Matilda's are these, here, which look a lot like Lacey's.)
I find it very hard to put the egg back into the shell after checking for the bulls-eye. This makes it hard to sell to my customers. So I simply tell them they are eggs gathered daily from my own chickens, which free range with a rooster in my back yard, so they are most likely fertilized.
I even tell those who are interested WHICH chickens laid which eggs. (Rebecca lays the green eggs, Bernadette lays the really dark ones, the white ones are Minerva's or Millicent's, the pale pinkish-tan eggs came from Lacey, the regular brown ones are Greta's, Buffy lays the nearly white ones, and Matilda's are these, here, which look a lot like Lacey's.)