For heaven's sake people, cochinbantam-lover asked us to help, not enable, condone, encourage or push over the edge. I absolutely understand your cry for help.
Now, I have a couple of good ideas.
1. Buy one chick for each of us who responded to your pleas for help. Hey, you got us involved in this...That will take care of your need to buy them. You can buy them for us.
Once we get the chicks we will live-cam our brooders and coops so you can watch them grow up. That should take care of your need to keep them.
Sheesh, you won't even have to clean up after them. And you can come to my house for omelets any day.
2. UNSUBSCRIBE TO ANY HATCHERY'S WEEKLY SPECIALS!!! THEN STEP AWAY FROM THE PC!!!
Actually, we all really do understand your....ummmm...how do I put this nicely?...your... addiction.
But really, I'll take any cochin bantams that they may have....ahem...or any oegb...