Something seriously wrong with this duck.

[GeeseMama]

Boris followed me to the lower end of our property because he can't stand being without a human and I was taking too long to get back to the house. Then, of course, I saw a fox in the field and couldn't let him down there with his lazy, slow, fat butt. Have you every tried to carry a full grown male Muscovy for a couple hundred yards? Wasn't happening. This was the other option. I seriously think the weirdo enjoyed it

 

[Miss Lydia]

That's hilarious! Boris is gorgeous I use to take my Muscovy drake Opie with me in the ranger, haven't done that in a while though. They are heavy butts though.