Sourland???????

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Now, TO BE CLEAR, (and I am always clear), I am NOT helping Sourland. All that I am am dong is merely commenting on what is plainly obvious to the unbiased observer.

You, madame, have built up a considerable bad karmic energy balance from your unceasing abuse of that poor, beleaguered cockerel Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

If you want my advice (and you should) I suggest either the services of an exorcist or a voodoun priest. Either one of them should be able to remedy your self-inflicted problem.

Father Dago here can perform the exorcism for you. "Domino nabisco, et tu Oreos..."

Or Pierre Taureau'excremente "You put de lime in the coconut and drink it all up!" can perform a similar service.

There is, of course, a nominal fee for these services but we are at your convenience in this area in that we take cash, check, Visa, Mastercard, American Express or Discover.

We await your pleasure.
 
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A.T. Hagan :

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Now, TO BE CLEAR, (and I am always clear), I am NOT helping Sourland. All that I am am dong is merely commenting on what is plainly obvious to the unbiased observer.

You, madame, have built up a considerable bad karmic energy balance from your unceasing abuse of that poor, beleaguered cockerel Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

If you want my advice (and you should) I suggest either the services of an exorcist or a voodoun priest. Either one of them should be able to remedy your self-inflicted problem.

Father Dago here can perform the exorcism for you. "Domino nabisco, et tu Oreos..."

Or Pierre Taureau'excremente "You put de lime in the coconut and drink it all up!" can perform a similar service.

There is, of course, a nominal fee for these services but we are at your convenience in this area in that we take cash, check, Visa, Mastercard, American Express or Discover.

We await your pleasure.

Hummm, she might be able to pay part of it in broody hens...
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I had nothing to do with the broody Imp. I repeat I had nothing to do with the broody Imp. It/she looks entirely too much like Chucky, and he once invaded this home. True and scarey story.
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It took years to exorcise him. Please no more brooody Imps or spawn of Chucky. I had trouble sleeping last night.
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A.T. Hagan :

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Now, TO BE CLEAR, (and I am always clear), I am NOT helping Sourland. All that I am am dong is merely commenting on what is plainly obvious to the unbiased observer.

You, madame, have built up a considerable bad karmic energy balance from your unceasing abuse of that poor, beleaguered cockerel Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

If you want my advice (and you should) I suggest either the services of an exorcist or a voodoun priest. Either one of them should be able to remedy your self-inflicted problem.

Father Dago here can perform the exorcism for you. "Domino nabisco, et tu Oreos..."

Or Pierre Taureau'excremente "You put de lime in the coconut and drink it all up!" can perform a similar service.

There is, of course, a nominal fee for these services but we are at your convenience in this area in that we take cash, check, Visa, Mastercard, American Express or Discover.

We await your pleasure.

Lawdy me.
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What kind of manure is fertilizing that imagination?
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Ranchy wanders off looking for a coconut and limes....​
 
A.T. Hagan :

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Just wanted to see that repeated multiple times....

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).
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And FYI, I cooked spanish chicken casserole for supper last night (no, it wasn't Impy in a salsa outfit) and spent a nice quiet evening with my hubby.
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Just wanted to see that repeated multiple times....

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).
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And FYI, I cooked spanish chicken casserole for supper last night (no, it wasn't Impy in a salsa outfit) and spent a nice quiet evening with my hubby.
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We wasn't invited!
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My feel bads are hurt. Both of them.

You could have had a nice (Well, interesting anyway) quiet (er, well rowdy) evening (Umm all-nighter) with the wild bunch.
 
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Just wanted to see that repeated multiple times....

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).

Impy (even if he is a god awful ugly pygmy buzzard).
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And FYI, I cooked spanish chicken casserole for supper last night (no, it wasn't Impy in a salsa outfit) and spent a nice quiet evening with my hubby.
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We wasn't invited!
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My feel bads are hurt. Both of them.

You could have had a nice (Well, interesting anyway) quiet (er, well rowdy) evening (Umm all-nighter) with the wild bunch.

Let me tell you a little about my man, besides the fact that he's a hard-nosed cop, which I think you already knew.
He had a doctors appt. in the city yesterday. He took my jeep. Although I always go with him, I couldn't yesterday. I had a headache from H-E-double hockey sticks. When he got back to town he had to go to a departmental meeting, so didn't get home till around 5 PM.
I was out with the chickens when he got home. I came in the house to find that he had brought me a pepsi and a hershey bar (the two things I was craving, BAD!). He'd also stopped and picked up my Rx's. Then when I looked outside to see where he had parked my jeep, I saw that it was spotless. He'd taken the time to stop at the carwash and clean it up, despite the fact that yesterday was a cold and nasty day.
Thus it was necessary to spend quiet time last night with the wonderful man I am blessed to be married to.
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We wasn't invited!
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My feel bads are hurt. Both of them.

You could have had a nice (Well, interesting anyway) quiet (er, well rowdy) evening (Umm all-nighter) with the wild bunch.

Let me tell you a little about my man, besides the fact that he's a hard-nosed cop, which I think you already knew.
He had a doctors appt. in the city yesterday. He took my jeep. Although I always go with him, I couldn't yesterday. I had a headache from H-E-double hockey sticks. When he got back to town he had to go to a departmental meeting, so didn't get home till around 5 PM.
I was out with the chickens when he got home. I came in the house to find that he had brought me a pepsi and a hershey bar (the two things I was craving, BAD!). He'd also stopped and picked up my Rx's. Then when I looked outside to see where he had parked my jeep, I saw that it was spotless. He'd taken the time to stop at the carwash and clean it up, despite the fact that yesterday was a cold and nasty day.
Thus it was necessary to spend quiet time last night with the wonderful man I am blessed to be married to.
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This is what I get from this story: Despite the fact that Kat's wonderful DH had a rough, tiring, trying day yesterday, he was thoughtful enough to get her a sugar fix, got her medicine and washed her jeep.
At that point, all of his kindness was spent and he would have tazed us all had we shown up at his house(well, he might not have, but Gritty would've).
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yeah, I guess so. Glad ya'll had a nice evening together.
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On another note... my birthday's coming up in a few months and I want one of those tazers realllly bad! That would be so cool.
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I bet I wouldn't have to stand in line EVER again at wally world. And just think what a wonderful child training aid it would be! And ... Oh, I really want one! Pretty please?
We watch those cops shows on TV and the one with the super nice young policeman dealing with the woman in the van that won't get off the phone is PRICELESS!

Do you think if I'm really really good and the Mods don't have to scold me even once.... that he might let me play with his tazer? just for a couple hours?
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