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Time to pamper everyone's favorite lunch lady on her birthday! Everyone is invited, as long as there's no whining. Triple Threat will throat punch whiners.
Let's get reaaaaaady to ruuuuuuumble!
Thor will greet the guests at the door.
Please pick a seat! (pick wisely - misbehaving will get you sent to the children's table).
Kevin brought chili to share, but unfortunately he spilled it.
Thankfully we have her favorite pie to share - strawberry rhubarb!
No alcohol because getting drunk is stupid, but there will be plenty of dark pop served because it's a special day.
Your twin sister's husband's random friend will not be invited, but of course all the triplets will all be there.
There will be a few lunch lady jokes..
We invited John Stamos, but unfortunately he couldn't make it.
Instead, Mmmm Jennifer will be taking his place.
Cary Elwes is going to make a special guest appearance..
..and the Princess Bride soundtrack will be the background music.
Andy and Barney will be providing security detail.
You know - just in case Wally gets his pre-drink on and tries to get too handsy with Mmmm Jennifer.
We were initially perplexed on how we'd light all the candles before the first ones started melting. Thankfully Burt Gummer agreed to lend his flame thrower!
Now, please help us in saying..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY @tripletfeb!!!
Let's get reaaaaaady to ruuuuuuumble!
Thor will greet the guests at the door.
Please pick a seat! (pick wisely - misbehaving will get you sent to the children's table).
Kevin brought chili to share, but unfortunately he spilled it.
Thankfully we have her favorite pie to share - strawberry rhubarb!
No alcohol because getting drunk is stupid, but there will be plenty of dark pop served because it's a special day.
Your twin sister's husband's random friend will not be invited, but of course all the triplets will all be there.
There will be a few lunch lady jokes..
We invited John Stamos, but unfortunately he couldn't make it.
Instead, Mmmm Jennifer will be taking his place.
Cary Elwes is going to make a special guest appearance..
..and the Princess Bride soundtrack will be the background music.
Andy and Barney will be providing security detail.
You know - just in case Wally gets his pre-drink on and tries to get too handsy with Mmmm Jennifer.
We were initially perplexed on how we'd light all the candles before the first ones started melting. Thankfully Burt Gummer agreed to lend his flame thrower!
Now, please help us in saying..... HAPPY BIRTHDAY @tripletfeb!!!
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