Sparrow's Chat Thread

[Maybelline_Goode]

definitely not!!!

just a suggestion

I need to think of some ideas lol

 

[Logar]

Mine were a birthday gift, and since she didnt know what else to get me... voila!

NEXT YEARS BIRTHDAY!

 

[Maybelline_Goode]

definitely not!!!

if you have a farmers market near you, you can make their feathers into jewelry and sell that along with some eggs

 

[TesoroSena]

Mske an underground black market egg sale, sell them for suspiciously high prices to billionaires, take the money, tell your mom you started crying diamonds, tell her they hurt really bad and only chickens will heal them, then use black market money to buy chickies

 

[TesoroSena]

or go the easy route, make fake wedding invitations, send it to a billionaire, they wont come to the wedding but they might send money/gifts use it to buy chickens

 

[TesoroSena]

Or just buy them, then make up an elaborate story where somebody did a drive by, but instead of harming you just threw chickens at you and you have no choice but to take in these poor stray chickens

 

[The Moonshiner]

Slip into a deep depression. Start going to a therapist. Get a note that you need emotional support chickens and lots of them.

 

[TesoroSena]

Slip into a deep depression. Start going to a therapist. Get a note that you need emotional support chickens and lots of them.

that is a genius idea

 

[TesoroSena]

that is a genius idea

itll help if you dn't eat when she's around, it really sells it to the parents

 

[Maybelline_Goode]

I can't remember when your birthday is but you could ask for jewelry making supplies and then sell your creations to family members. Im guessing someone wouldn't mind paying 10 dollars for some cute earrings made by their young relative embracing her creativity.