Spread the stupidity!

[chickenbottom]

i put my mascara on with my mouth closed lol

 

[Southernbelle]

Those are good! Thank you!

 

[Ducks-R-Us]

 

[schmije]

Hee Hee Hee!

Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[CityGirlintheCountry]

I have often wondered that about cat food. Seriously, what percentage of American cats snack on mice and songbirds and yet cat treats are all seafood flavored. Wouldn't it make more sense to sell mouse and songbird flavored treats? My cats wouldn't know a fish if it slapped them on the butt...

 

[FrizzleFreak]

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I know, I do too, and I have never felt the slightest inclination to do otherwise. I've never seen anybody else do it either, and I do a lot of theatre, so trust me, I've seen a lot of weird make-up habits.
Answer to CityGirl: Because mice are disgusting and wee little birdies are cute. Nobody cares about fish. Tada!