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"The Boss" has done it again! I just went out to the coop too feed the chickens, minding my own business and it happened. I saw the warning signs. The look in his eyes said this is my territory. I ignored him and casually walked to the feed trough. I usually sprinkle some feed away from the trough to distract him. I turned my back to him. Big mistake. I heard the flapping and felt the instant pain yet again. Yes one of the spurs got me in the back of my right leg. Had I listened to the article I read yesterday (the article I rated five stars and commented on) I would have avoided this. I did keep my composure this time and didn't fight back like I usually do. See me and the boss have been at war. We stare each other down like a western gun fight. Most times I'm a faster draw. Not today my friends. Today he is the champion. Had I slipped on my muck boots I may not have ended up with a bruised leg and a puncture wound. Tip of the day...don't wear your gym shoes to feed the chickens. Even though the hens were pretty impressed by my stylish gear now I have the battle scars. Not to mention my expensive sneaks are covered in chicken manure. It's ok though I still love the boss. Hopefully he shapes up. Maybe he never will. I don't know. I have plenty of battle stories for another day. Anyone else have a vicious Rooster out there. Any suggestions?