State a fact about yourself!

[PeepersMama]

Fact: my dog mast have thought one of my chickens was a toy and decided to pull out the majority of her feathers and make a big gash in her head

Fact: my verbal reaction to any and all scenarios that involve dogs mauling chickens:
SHOOT THE DANG MUTT!!!!
in those exact words.

Another fact - I dont like dogs. At all

 

[VolailleAmant]

Oh no! I'll be keeping you in my thoughts and prayers

Thank you!

 

[PirateGirl]

I live in the real South Park.

 

[Silkie2]

Fact: my verbal reaction to any and all scenarios that involve dogs mauling chickens:
SHOOT THE DANG MUTT!!!!
in those exact words.

Another fact - I dont like dogs. At all

Whaaaaat!? lol I love dogs. You can't shoot dogs lol. Zoey is a purebred Aussie (I breed) I just need to teach her to be more gentle. I feel like you've had a lot of bad experiences with dogs.

 

[HeavensHens88]

Fact: my verbal reaction to any and all scenarios that involve dogs mauling chickens:
SHOOT THE DANG MUTT!!!!
in those exact words.

Another fact - I dont like dogs. At all

Whaaaaat!? lol I love dogs. You can't shoot dogs lol. Zoey is a purebred Aussie (I breed) I just need to teach her to be more gentle. I feel like you've had a lot of bad experiences with dogs.

That's just Zelda's response to everything to do with canines.
She doesn't actually mean it. She doesn't own a gun.

 

[PeepersMama]

Whaaaaat!? lol I love dogs. You can't shoot dogs lol. Zoey is a purebred Aussie (I breed) I just need to teach her to be more gentle. I feel like you've had a lot of bad experiences with dogs.

Yeah, I did. I never really was a dog person, but when Kade killed my baby boy...... I went off the edge, I guess :/ took me over a year to get over it.

That's just Zelda's response to everything to do with canines.
She doesn't actually mean it. She doesn't own a gun.

Yeah, pretty much
How much I tolerate a dog depends on three things:
1. Is it "my" dog
2. Is it well mannered
3. Does it want to eat my chickens. Cuz if it wants to eat my chickens and I don't know it, I go crazy. I've literally had a standing war with the neighbors idiot terrier if there was one dog I could waste a bullet on... It'd be that one.
But sadly, I don't own a gun...... Dad does though.... I need to code to the safe

 

[HeavensHens88]

Whaaaaat!? lol I love dogs. You can't shoot dogs lol. Zoey is a purebred Aussie (I breed) I just need to teach her to be more gentle. I feel like you've had a lot of bad experiences with dogs.

Yeah, I did. I never really was a dog person, but when Kade killed my baby boy...... I went off the edge, I guess :/ took me over a year to get over it.

That's just Zelda's response to everything to do with canines.
She doesn't actually mean it. She doesn't own a gun.

Yeah, pretty much
How much I tolerate a dog depends on three things:
1. Is it "my" dog
2. Is it well mannered
3. Does it want to eat my chickens. Cuz if it wants to eat my chickens and I don't know it, I go crazy. I've literally had a standing war with the neighbors idiot terrier if there was one dog I could waste a bullet on... It'd be that one.
But sadly, I don't own a gun...... Dad does though.... I need to code to the safe

Her rage against caninekind is true, though. And understandable, too.
Fact O' Sarah: I just woke up from a five hour nap- the first daytime nap I've taken since I was 5 years old.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I've ridden an elephant while wearing a feathered hat with a blade strapped to my waist.

 

[PeepersMama]

I've ridden an elephant while wearing a feathered hat with a blade strapped to my waist.

epic

I own a unicorn I have yet to ride her though. She's never seen a saddle, but considering how well she handled that blanket the other day, shell Be a piece of cake to train

 

[PeepersMama]

Fact: I only say lol if i actually laughed