Strangest question to be woken up with

[Debbiesue]

My husband work me up at 6 a.m this morning by asking me if I had a minute. Strange question which led to all manner of things going through my mind none of which were correct. What he wanted was to show me a video of Spike our baby pekin cockeral crowing!

Anyone else have a similar experience?

 

[b.hromada]

Can't say I have, but its really cute though!

 

[donrae]

Uuhh, that's not what MY husband would be waking me up for

 

[Spookwriter]

If I woke my wife up at 6:00 in the morning, all I'm
going to get is a bad beating....She's mean first thing
in the morning.

 

[duckinnut]

Some forty years ago my father, God rest his soul, would come in me and my brothers room wake us up and ask "Are you awake?. Oh you are awake want to go fishing?" Although we weren't fishing we were paddling he was fishing.

 

[mamahen1980]

My guy seems to think I only talk about the chickens, I think he only talks perverted so I have to learn perverted chicken talk to get him interested in chickens, lol. So i talk about sexing the chicks and letting the cock out in the morning or putting them in at night, lol.

 

[chickensval]

My guy seems to think I only talk about the chickens, I think he only talks perverted so I have to learn perverted chicken talk to get him interested in chickens, lol. So i talk about sexing the chicks and letting the cock out in the morning or putting them in at night, lol.

LOL. How about getting a hen saddle because the cock is very active.?

 

[mamahen1980]

That could work, lol. I'll have to steal that one

 

[Tiller]

My Dear wife, I love her, but she talks in her sleep. Their are several times I've caught a flying elbow in the middle of the night followed shortly by a string of nonsense. Probably the oddest would be she woke me up one morning at 2:30 and asked why I didn't let the penguins eat the steak.