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Goat is *delicious*! Tell her, nice and quiet, like she wants, that you know how to prepare goat for supper! (Really. This should be said if she's such a nimrod to say things like that to you as you lose your eggs and get hurt by the beasts)
Seriously, if you've been butted by this thing whilst gathering eggs and are losing eggs and are fearing being outside and all the other things, the law should be involved *right now*. If the thing is over at your place at 2 o'clock in the morning, call the law and make them wake her up to tell her she's going to be fined and next time you get to keep and eat the goat.