Taming Bobwhites

[NewHopePoultry]

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[MobyQuail]

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even the missus gives this a 10.0, she said, "that poop is funny".

 

[JJMR794]

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WELL TONYA HIS REHAB OFFICIALLY BEGAN THIS EVENING WITH A REPEATED ALTHOUGH UNSUCESSFUL ATTACK... AFTER BEING TOLD AT HIGH DECIBLE THAT HIS PARENTS WERE NEVER MARRIED THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT BEGAN WITH EARNEST HASTE... SEEM I WONT BE THE ONLY 1 WITH A THROBBING INJURY THIS WEEK

"HEY YA LIL &**^# HOWS THAT HEAD FEELIN'?" ...... "POUNDING PRETTY GOOD HUH?" ...... "YEAH I BET IT DOES LEAVE A BRUISE... HOPE YA REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME THE BRIGHT SPARKING IDEA TO BITE THE FEED MONSTER FLIES INTO THAT SORE HEAD OF YOURS"

 

[JJMR794]

If That Doesnt Help Cure Him At Least He'll Be Pre-tenderized.

 

[aprophet]

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THEY ASSOCIATE ABOUT AS WELL AS "ELEVATOR" AND "OUTHOUSE"


WITH BOBS YOU MAY GET 1 TO EAT FROM YOUR HAND BUT ONLY WITH LOTS OF WORK AND RULE #1 APPLIES AT ALL TIMES--- "NO TOUCHEY!

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A WORD OF FAIR WARNING..... THEY BITE! AND I DONT MEAN A PAINFUL LIL NIP EITHER... I'M TALKING FULL BLOWN ATTACK GOOSE LATCH ON AND PREY FOR LOCKJAW FLAT OUT BITE! WHEN THEY GET YA THEY ARE BITIN' FOR THE CHEAP SEATS

bout like a flying snapping turtle

 

[bietsch624]

hmmmm...wonder if they make Ritalin for Quail?

 

[_Randall_]

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Don't know about that, but I make a mean gravy for Bobs! Ahhhh Yes, ..........Revenge Time doesn't bother me one bit.

 

[Fat Daddy]

There ya go again, fling'in a powerful crave'in on me.... it is about lunch time thou....

 

[JJMR794]

I'LL TRY TO GENTLY REHAB THIS BECAUSE OF HIS SIZE AND AGE... OTHERWISE BILL DINNER WOULD BE READY ABOUT 7:30

 

[bietsch624]

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Don't know about that, but I make a mean gravy for Bobs! Ahhhh Yes, ..........Revenge Time doesn't bother me one bit.

That sounds delicious...