#TeamPocketPeanut

[Fluffy Lambs]

ANd turducken is like turkey in duck in chicken.... so... no.

Yes yes yes!!!

And too bad! I'm veggitarian and there's nothing y'all can do to stop me! Meat no longer tempts me :<

Just wait, soon you won't be strong enough to type this and you'll have to eat some kind of meat

 

[Everose]

ANd turducken is like turkey in duck in chicken.... so... no. And too bad! I'm veggitarian and there's nothing y'all can do to stop me! Meat no longer tempts me :<

Ya, I used to be vegan. I get it.

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

Ya, I used to be vegan. I get it.

 

[Everose]

Ya, that was a dark time.

*Chomps into smoked turkey leg*

But I'm better now

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Yes yes yes!!!

Just wait, soon you won't be strong enough to type this and you'll have to eat some kind of meat

I don't think so... I've never really liked meat anyway. Just not my thing

 

[the_peanut_coop]

Ya, that was a dark time.

*Chomps into smoked turkey leg*

But I'm better now

*Friendly Eye Roll*

 

[Everose]

turkey in duck in chicken

Ok, just noticed this one, and it must be addressed.

Peanut, shall we think about this for just a sec?
How does one fit a turkey inside of a duck and then shove that mess into a chicken? Blender?

The chicken goes into the duck and the duck goes into the turkey. Then that whole bundle is dropped into the fryer.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Ok, just noticed this one, and it must be addressed.

Peanut, shall we think about this for just a sec?
How does one fit a turkey inside of a duck and then shove that mess into a chicken? Blender?

The chicken goes into the duck and the duck goes into the turkey. Then that whole bundle is dropped into the fryer.

Are they cooked before going into the other?

 

[Everose]

Are they cooked before going into the other?

Nah, slimy raw meat slips together better.

An ancient Chinese method of cooking any poultry properly is to put spoons in the body cavity.

 

[topochico225]

Turduckens are deboned, from what I remember, so everything’s soft and malleable ()