Ten things you really need to know about me before you date my daughte

[Cetawin]

OMG

You just got applause and a standing ovation from my DH, the former green beret. He said he can add 5 or 6 to that list if you'd like, they involve a lot of firepower and explosives.

Our daughter just turned 13 so he is getting prepared. He also said he has the plans and designs for a "teen containment facility" with a viewing room and the surrounding mine field if you want to contain her until she goes to college.

 

[debilorrah]

There was a very tall and curvy young lady that came to see my son once and she had on a hip hugger mini skirt and a VERY cropped top. I opened the door and told her to go home and put some clothes on. Now everytime she comes over she is covered. One victory!!!!

 

[saddina]

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I would too... my big fear is that they'll bring home a girl just like me....

 

[Cetawin]

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There is one in this house. LOL

 

[debilorrah]

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I would too... my big fear is that they'll bring home a girl just like me....

Yeah I hear ya!!!

The lesson my son learned from that is now he knows better than to bring girls home wearing skimpy clothing. Not a one has been dressed like that in 4 years now.

 

[Teach97]

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COWARD!!!

When I was younger and just as stupid I pulled up to a young lady's house. They liced in the country and dad was strutting around the yard with his shotgun "shooting dove". I yanked my gun out from under the seat...shot the next three birds as they flew in and gave them to him when the girl came out. He was a drinking buddy of my dad. He didn't realize it was me coming otherwise he wouldn't have done it! Knew I could out shoot him and probably had more firepower...and he knew he wouldn't get a chance to do anything to me...my mother had already threatend to cut anything off that got out of line!

 

[Kesta]

may i just say if my dad did that i would strangle him! XD i know sometimes we make bad decisions but have a little faith in our judgement! if u try and control us it will just make us rebel even more

 

[jacobite]

heres my # 10 list

#1. remember me because i will remember you !

#2. ever stand in front of a cannon ?

#3. accedents happen !

#4. remember im the last thing you see so bring my daighter home in one peice

#5. im the one your mother didnt tell you about when it came to dating

#6. im the last thing you see when you wake up in the morning

#7 i lived the past life of a confederate soldier under general nathen bedford forrest if you know what i mean

#8 if i like you ok, if i dont make sure you are wearing running shoes !

#9 keep your friends close, keep your enemies even closer

#10. anymore questions? be sure to ask on the way out running

 

[KatyTheChickenLady]

lol . . . as a mother of seven I can say obviously your daughters are still in the sweet stage . . . I have begun to think that those cults who sell them off to old men as relacement wives might know what they are doing after all . . .