The 12 Days of Christmas

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  1. Minniechickmama

    Minniechickmama Senora Pollo Loco

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    Poultry Lovers 12 Days of Christmas
    One the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
    A Naked Neck in a fir tree. (Yes, this one is for you, Nava)

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
    3 Cuckoo Marans (duh, they are the French hens people have been singing about all these years!), 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!!!!
    4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    6 Geese a laying (why change a good thing just for the sake of change???), 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!!
    4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins and Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me....
    7 Swans a swimming (again, why change a good thing?), 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Lace Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
    8 Malays molting (don't look a gift chicken in the beak), 7 Swans a swimming, 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.....
    9 Leghorns Laying, 8 Malays molting, 7 Swans a swimming, 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    10 Langshans Leaping, 9 Leghorns Laying, 8 Malays molting, 7 Swans a swimming, 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
    11 Polish Polka-ing (either they were doing that or they were just lost and running around because they couldn't see where they heck they were going!), 10 Langshans Leaping, 9 Leghorns Laying, 8 Malays molting, 7 Swans a swimming, 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naked Neck in a fir tree.

    On the twelfth day of Poultry Lovers Christmas my true love gave to me... (and he MUST be my true love to give me all these delightful, enabling gift of feathered friends!), 12 Sebrights Crowing, 11 Polish Polka-ing , 10 Langshans Leaping, 9 Leghorns Laying, 8 Malays molting, 7 Swans a swimming, 6 Geese a laying, 5 Gold Laced Wyandottes!!!! 4 Little Call Ducks, 3 Cuckoo Marans, 2 Mottled Cochins, and a Naaaked Neeeeeck in a fir treeeeeeeeee!
     
  2. The Chicken People

    The Chicken People Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

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    [​IMG] I did something similar last year, though with different wording. [​IMG]
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  4. SmartyChick

    SmartyChick An Official Milkmaid

    Oct 19, 2009
    Sullivan County NY
    [​IMG] awesome!
     
  5. chickaddict

    chickaddict Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Am I the only one that actually sang it. I didn't even realize until my DH called from the next room "what is wrong with you?"

    I said, "not a thing why?"
     
  6. sheila3935

    sheila3935 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    wish my true love would give me that kind of Christmas [​IMG]
     
  7. jojo54

    jojo54 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BC Canada
    Your title should read "12 Days of Chickmas" !![​IMG]
     
  8. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

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    I love it!
     
  9. Minniechickmama

    Minniechickmama Senora Pollo Loco

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    I think I have found my calling in life. My children are helping me with more songs for the season. And to think, you guys have had a free preview. One day, when I am famous like Al Yankovich, I will remember I had my start with BYC!!!
     
  10. ChickLover98

    ChickLover98 The Chicken Princess

    Apr 24, 2010
    Pennsylvania
    [​IMG] Can I have your autograph?!?! [​IMG]
     

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