My dear mother used to get so aggravated when people would ask her if she was part of the Mexican Race.
She would ask "There is a Mexican Race? Where? How long a race? Is there an entrance fee? Is it a Mexican Race for charity?"
She cracked me up.
She would ask "There is a Mexican Race? Where? How long a race? Is there an entrance fee? Is it a Mexican Race for charity?"

She cracked me up.