The adventures of Speedy and friends! A reality warp RP

[Bakbuk]

So yall, @SunriseChickers and I were filling up another thread with a bunch of nonsense, so I decided to move it here. Lol.

 

[Bakbuk]

Here's what we have so far...

*Pops back into existence out of nowhere*

*Jumps back in surprise* Woah, where'd you come from?!

A hole in a reality warp

:O Wowwww.
Wait- a hole in a warp of reality? That must be where all my missing stuff gets off to, it all makes sense now!

Let's see here...*Checks backpack* Spuds, shoes, snails.... aha! Socks!
Found a bunch of mismatching socks while I was in that ol' reality warp back ther. Any of these yours? *Holds up a handful of random assorted colorful socks*

*Looks through the socks in earnest*
Why yes, look at this one! I haven't seen this sock in years! Wow, I really need access to this warp.

"Come git yar tickets now, folks! Step raight this way here to enter the warp of reaality! Only four bits to enter! Come and see the reality warp 'fore it's gawn!"

"Surely yous could gives a friend a nice discount, eh? Yous knows I got stuff in thar."

*Whispers behind hand*

"Lady, EVERYBODY got stuff in der. An' I mean everybody. Doan' ask me how I know." *winks*

"But yees, for you, Ah kin let you in on one bit ah 'spose."

"Here. Y'all'll need this." *Hands book entitled "Navigating Alternate Dimensions, Realities, and Universes: the Official Guide to Everything you Need to Know about Metaphysics and Magic"*

*Grins and winks*
"Thanks, pal, I's knew you come through far me."
*Covertly hands you only one bit in exchange for the ticket, and accepts the book*
"Heyy, far yer help I's be glad to getch 'oo something' while I'm in thar, y'know save yous a trip. Whach'ye missin'?"

"Weal, ah thank ah did might'a lost 'er couple fishooks and mebbe a button or two down in der. If it tain't no trouble, could ye fetch me summa dat der green aiggs and ham too? Ah been a-hankerin' for some since I don't know when."

Spoiler

I can't even. This is so funny.

"A'ight, ah be lookin' far yer fishhooks 'en aiggs. Nauh, if I ain't back 'fore sunset, ye better jump in aftur me, ye hear?"
*Proceeds to jump into the hole backwards... Never to be seen again*

*Little did Speedy know that it was already past "sunset" in the reality warp*

*And that is where she went wrong, and how she got lost.*

*But at least she had her handy-dandy guidebook*

*Opens it hopefully*

*Sees nothing but gibberish about puppy cats and pussy dogs eating chocolate onions*

*Upon flipping the pages, she sees more gibberish about duck hamsters and how to build a house out of dirty mops.*

*She decides to travel further into the darkness, keeping an eye out for chocolate onions.*

*Preferably ones that don't eat you as you scamper by*

*Unfortunately, that preference was not met, and massive chocolate onions began chasing her, mouths gaping open, onion milk slobber dripping onto the ground*

*But then a deep bark and a gutteral growl bounced out of the darkness!

It seemed that the Puppy-cat and the Pussy-dog had missed their breakfast and was hungry*

*ChOmP*

*Puppy-Cat(PC) and Pussy-Dog(PD) devoured the chocolate onions. Since they were not like regular cats and dogs, the chocolate did not hurt them.*

*Speedy sighed in relief and collapsed on the super squishy ground, tired.*

*Wait. Why Was the ground squishy? AGH!

Oh Nevermind. Is hokay. just a bumpaluffagus' back. They don't mind being layed down on*

*But what was a Bumpaliffagus doing here, in the reality warp hole? Had it cotton lost?*

*Speedy stood, and decided to trek to the Bunpaliffagus's head to ask it why it was in here.*

*MooOaRar! The Bumpaluffigus moaned/roared in quite a non-confrontational manner, for he was a gentleman, and a very polite one at that*

"Why hello, sir Bumpaluffagus!"(in the hole, country accents become English accents)
*Speedy gives the Bunpaluffagus a pat on its big, squishy cheek.*
"What brings you here, pray tell?"

*Moraph. Mruff mruff. He responded, tipping his tail curteously so Speedy could stand more comfortably*

*Speedy nearly lost her balance when the big, squishy tail shifted, but she was in a much more comfortable position.*
"I see, what a curious story! Well, thank you for speaking to me, sir. I must be on with my day. I'm looking for a colored pencil I lost some year ago. Farewell!"

*Awoooouh! Mr Big Squishy (for that was his name) replied in farewell, raising his third back leg to launch Speedy off into the unkown, for that was the custom when seeing guests off in that part of the void*

"Wheeeeeeeee!" *Speedy cheered as she sped off into the darkness.*
*She zoomed past all kinds of flashing lights and strange creatures before landing in...*

*A small pile of... airpods??

Airpods pro at that! Apparently they were a very popular item to lose.*

*Speedy didn't busy herself with grabbing any of the airpods, as she didn't own any. iPhone was too overrated to bother.*

*The iPhone sitting next to the airpods decided to take offense to that remark*

*Speedy stuck her tongue out at the entitled iPhone, then simply walked away. It started raining spaghetti and bowling balls.*

*And den a big ol' flabby frogfish with a stand nearby for sellin' stuff called out to Speedy

"Gettin rained awn? Gettin' hit in the head? Buy some bowlin' pins! They'll keep the balls bouncin' OFF ya, instead o' ON ya. Git your bowlin pins today and stop gettin conked for life!*

*Speedy sped over to the stand, dodging bowling balls and piles of spaghetti sauce.*
"Yes please, a set of bowling pins would be marvelous! How much for the set, sirs?"

@Bakbuk
Speedy didn't get very far yesterday, so I think we can assume she was conked on the head by a bowling ball and was out for a day.
*Speedy wakes up to find a massive, wet nose in her face. What-?*

*It was the frogfish-man. "Ya didn't buy my bowlin' pins, did ya?
Coulda saved you a couple'a conks." He garumphed.*

*Speedy groaned and pulled away from the fishy breath. "Aauughh."
She has temporarily lost the ability to speak.
"Hrrrmejashigggghh"*

*"Foreeargarularumph?" Asked the Frog-fish in surprise, not having realized before that Speedy was apparently bi-lingual*

*"Gefurrrlarpurdogles..." Speedy mumbled. She wasn't sure what was going on, but the response simply seemed right. She stood up and tried to stumble away.*

*All the frog-fish replied to that was an affirmative "Yup" and and then pushed her over the edge of a vertical shaft that apparently led to somewhere.
Or nowhere. Time would tell. If they had any semblance of time at all in this crazy place*

*"GUAAAHHAGGGGHHHHH!!!" Evidently speedy couldn't scream, but she could yell. She didn't yell for very long though, because she soon realized that this high speed, gravity-induced trip wasn't going to end any time soon. So, she pulled out a bag of popcorn. But she didn't have a microwave, so she had to eat the kernels whole.
She fell for quite some time, but all of a sudden, an octopus dressed as a monk was falling next to her, arms upward and wiggling as they fell, face serene and bored.*

"Hola." He remarked rather absently as he gave a wave with one of his tentacles.

*"No hobble esperanza??" Speedy response cluelessly. She offered the octopus some corn kernels.*

*"Senetat." He replied, assuming that sound she just made was a sneeze.

"Danke." He said, taking a kernel and bouncing it from one tentacle to another until it finally reached the eighth one, where it popped, not able to stand the tickling sensation any longer. The octopus calmly ate it.*

*Speedy accepted this fate, and positioned herself so she was essentially lying flat on her back. She stared through her hair into the abyss above her. Then, all of a sudden, she landed on what felt like a cloud! The air was half knocked out of her, but she was alive, and no longer falling!
The octopus wasn't quite so lucky as to land on a soft cloud...*

*So he kept falling to the miles of shaft below. "Bye." He said as he passed her cloud.*

*Speedy waved bye, like this was a normal, every-day occurrence. The cloud began to float towards a light...*

*That light being a regular old lightbulb, except it was blue. More of a deep indigo I suppose, but anyway.
The light revealed to speedy's eyes one side of the shaft wall. She peered closer. Was that... a door? And to the right, another. And another.

In amazement she realized that the wall around the entire shaft was lined with thousands and thousands of doors. Each very different and unique in size, shape, material, and appearance.*

*Speedy reached for the most normal, boring-looking door she could see. She opened it, and stepped into a welcoming wall of bright, white light.*

 

[Bakbuk]

@Somewhere_In_The_Clouds

 

[SunriseChickers]

@Somewhere_In_The_Clouds

Was gonna be a good citizen and tag, but I was very much beat, lol.

 

[Bakbuk]

Was gonna be a good citizen and tag, but I was very much beat, lol.

Shall we continue?

 

[SunriseChickers]

Shall we continue?

Yessir, I believe 'tis your turn to further the story.

 

[SunriseChickers]

Shall we continue?

(Though sometime here soon I'll drop off for a bit because we've gotta go to the feed store.)

 

[Bakbuk]

*Speedy reached for the most normal, boring-looking door she could see. She opened it, and stepped into a welcoming wall of bright, white light.*

*As she stepped into it, she promptly fell out with a thud onto a soft, lush, beautiful flowering meadow. The weather was warm and the sun was shining with white puffy clouds dotting the sky.

The scene being lovely as it was, she was startled to hear several exclamations of surprise and incredulity off to her right.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

*As she stepped into it, she promptly fell out with a thud onto a soft, lush, beautiful flowering meadow. The weather was warm and the sun was shining with white puffy clouds dotting the sky.

The scene being lovely as it was, she was startled to hear several exclamations of surprise and incredulity off to her right.*

(Lush meadow was one thing I was imagining, actually. Or else a forest or a quiet, ornate house.)
*Speedy looked over in surprise, to see seven little creatures staring at her. They looked almost like large, cute mouse/rabbit creatures, but then had elephant trunks, and big, imploring eyes. They were standing in a lose circle around a burning orange.
"Hello?" Speedy had suddenly regained her ability to speak.*

 

[SunriseChickers]

(Off to the feed store)