THE BREAKERS COMMISSION

[WooingWyandotte]

*sigh* he needs some David transplants

 

[poult]

HAHA! If David didn't flirt with me first I wouldn't have at all because I'm really shy and I didn't think he'd like me.....at all but I liked him very much so.AND THEN HE SAID I WAS PRETTY AND I WAS LIKE THIS IS FRIKN EPIC BECAUSE IF HE THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY AT ALL THEN ID HAVE A CHANCE AND NOW IM LIKE IM SO LUCKY ;') BECAUSE DAVID IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME AND HE IS UNBELIEVABLY FRIKIN HANDSOME LET ME SAY IT AGAIN UNBELIEVABLY HANDSOME.AND THEN IM LIKE MEH.ME LOOK LIKE MEH.IM SO LUCKY HE SO AMAZING AND I CANT COMPARE ;') MY ADVICE TO NOAH IS TO REMEMBER YOU HAVE BALLS AND BE A LITTLE COCKY GO FOR IT BE LIKE,"YOUR BEAUTIFUL." AND IF SHE BLUSHES OR SEEMS NERVOUS YOUVE GOT A CHANCE.

 

[poult]

WOMEN DONT FIND NUTLESS MEN ATTRACTIVE SO GO GET YOUR BALLS.

 

[poult]

OH AND LET ME CLARIFY AGAIN.DAVID IS ABSOLUTELY,COMPLETELY,UTTERLY,GORGEOUSLY PERFECT.PPPPPPPPEEEEEERRRRRRRRFFFFFFFEEEEEEEECCCCCCCTTTTTT.HE IS FLAWLESS,JUST PERFECT 100% I ADORE AND LOVE HIM WITH MY WHOLE HEART.

 

[poult]

Sorry went a little crazy yesterday.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Ohhhh, you're not crazy at all.

 

[poult]

Oh ok good because that's the last thing I'd want people to think. XP

 

[NinjaRooster]

So to clarify... Women don't like nutless men so I need to go get my balls?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

I don't think you'll find them in the corner...XD

 

[poult]

So to clarify... Women don't like nutless men so I need to go get my balls?  

Yes!!! So I recommend saying something to her like a small compliment,compliments win girls over really quickly just be honest and compliment her on something you like about her.Do or don't listen to me idc just my advice but no one said my advice was any good. XP But would you rather go for it or be an outcast permanently? That'd suck because what if someone else gets her before you do then you'd have to watch them romanticize it up because that guy had the balls you lack.Kinda like animals they go after their lady right away because they know someone else is going to if they don't now and their right time will pass and another guy will become a part of the picture if their isn't already idk but then you'd have to fight off the guy and try and win the girl see it's like national geographic in my perspective.And yes get out of the corner XD