The Butler Game!

[Theeggboxtoo]

I'm afraid I misunderstood you, sir So Here's the unbrella, the ice cold lemonade will come along soon!...
five minutes later a lemonade thunderstorm starts.

Geeves, I would adore it if you brought me the title deed for the white house, hurry along chappy!

 

[erner]

Here, sir

Butler, please find out why no one ever sees unicorns anymore!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I ate them all a couple years ago, my leige. Don't blame me, I was hungry.

Butler, bring me a Serama from Malaysia, now! Make it snappy!

 

[Blue_Myst]

Here, master, Sir Rama agreed to come and speak with you, though he has urgent matters to attend to in Malaysia, I would not keep him waiting.

Now, butler, where are all of my royal corgis?

 

[Dutchgirl]

They are out scratching for worms while your chickens are barking at the deer.

Butler! Butler! You must destroy the Charles Dickens stories! I detest them!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

With a flamethrower or knife?


Butler, please bring me some iced tea.

 

[WoodChic]

Here you are, Sir. Would you like a pastry to go with it?

Butler, I demand to know why the old chatroom was taken down, and never replaced! Immedietly!

 

[Blue_Myst]

My beloved sire really must take up reading. It answers many of your questions.

Oh, snap, Jeeves. I believe I've left my mink coat at the dry cleaners. Please go fetch it for me.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I'm sorry, sir, but they put it in the dryer and made the fur poof up into an afro.


Butler, fetch me my i-pod.

 

[channonchickens]

here sir,

BUTLER! Make it sunny I want to go to the beach! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!