The Butler Game!

[zsazsa chick]

Build your own mansion, my dear lazy mistress.

Butler, bring me all of the finest bubble gum machines from around the world. Actually, I'm feeling kind today, so to make it easier for you, why don't you bring me one from every city or town in each and every state, country, and/or continent.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

No can do, mistress. I'm going whale watching today.


Butler, why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh WHY???? Is the sky blue???

 

[zsazsa chick]

I'm so very sorry, dear mistress, but I just do not have the time to be a philosopher today.

Butler, oh butler, please forgive the interruption, but GIVE ME A SNICKERS BAR!!! And, please. Make it quick.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

All we have left are rolos.

Butler? Please give Lassie a spanking.

 

[zsazsa chick]

*leaves and returns, looking quite beat up*
dear mistress, I tried to give little old Lassie a spanking, but she rather turned around and spanked me!

Butler! Butler! If we only have rolos, it is because you do not stock up on my favorite sweets. Go buy me some snickers, and please.
We do NOT have time for dilly-dally.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

*looks into binoculars* The line is too long at the candy store! And it looks like the snickers are sold out...

Butler, why does your engine run on glue and tar?

 

[zsazsa chick]

It is none of your business to sniff into my personal affairs. *sniffs, nose upturned*
Butler! Teach people to spell my name right!

 

[chickendiva25]

Sorry, but I cannot, the people are too stupid!!!


Butler! Go fetch me TWIX bar!!!! Please

 

[EE lover:)]

Quote:
i am sorry, dear master, but the twix factories across the globe has asploded.

BBBBBBUUUTTTTTTler! gimme a ______!

 

[chickendiva25]

Sorry master, but I cannot get you a "____", they are all sold out.



BUTLER!!!! Go fetch me a new twix bar factory!!!