The Butler Game!

[ScissorChick]

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Scissor! Where've you been! We missed you! And now you can breathe easier since I have survived the tornado! Lol, jk.

SZAOTTER! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABDUCTED BY UFOTTERS!!!!

I've actually been on. ... Just not when your on. Idk how that happens either

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Butler! Fetch me the famed book of all Wikipedia articles, if you'd be so kind!

 

[zsazsa chick]

But...but...but...I...er, well, I sort of can't...um...you know? I just realized I need to do something...a long ways from heres...

Butler! Explain to me why cows of the sea do not have wings and they don't live in trees because that would be silly! Explaaaiiin away...

 

[ScissorChick]

Er. Because the seas need cows and trees don't. And cows can't have wings, because

if their wings get wet, they can't fly, and cows that live in the seas are bound to get wet

wings sooner or later.


Butler! I'M BORED! So is my otter! I want you to DANCE!

 

[zsazsa chick]

Happy? You better be.

Hey, mah butlah! Git me's somethin ta dooooooooooo!!! I is boroorredddddssz!

 

[agregg15]

Here you go sir. A nice alien to make peace with. By the way the government will be here at any minute. You may want to hurry up.

Butler, make it fishing season already.

 

[zsazsa chick]

Doh...well...I uh...um...can't really...cuz, well you see...I uh...I'm not exactly....uh...um...er...well, im not exactly...... .GENIUS!!!

*regains composure*

Butler, butler, please fetch ScissorChick for me and make sure she stays online when I am!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Shall I use the cage?



Butler, please explain to me why this smiley is soooooo creepy to me!

 

[chickendiva25]

Because that smilies head is GARGANTUAN compared to it's body, and it's belly dancing...... soooo...... yeah.


Butler, be kind enough to catch me a Centaur. NOW.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

Here you are sir...but it seems to want kill you.
Butler, take me to the hospital, I have an arrow in my arm!