The Christmas thread!!

FortCluck · Dec 12, 2019

2 many chickens said:
Me too except amazon has hired a lot of seasonal dummies who can't find my house and deliver to neighbors.
No matter how many times I complain or describe my home or location to the T!

Who do they use for delivery service, themselves?

The only delivery service that I have never liked that Amazon has used is laser ship... I call them lasers**t :lau

they have always lost my packages and I complained so much that they won't ship any of my stuff unless it's through UPS or FedEx or USPS.

One time the person from lasership left my package on the porch when it was raining without covering it :hmm

it was over $500 worth of stuff. Some of it I dried off, but some of it had to be tossed out. Amazon did resend the package and told me to keep what I could save.

2 many chickens · Dec 12, 2019

FortCluck said:
Who do they use for delivery service, themselves?

The only delivery service that I have never liked that Amazon has used is laser ship... I call them lasers**t they have always lost my packages and I complained so much that they won't ship any of my stuff unless it's through UPS or FedEx or USPS.

One time the person from lasership left my package on the porch when it was raining without covering it it was over $500 worth of stuff. Some of it I dried off, but some of it had to be tossed out. Amazon did resend the package and told me to keep what I could save.

Lmao!! I use to call them that! They were absolute GARBAGE. Never arrived on time and they did lose a package. Thankfully Amazon dropped them.
Just the other day I had a package that Amazon was suppose to deliver but the driver sat at the end of my driveway until I walked down to her.. she says 'I wasn't sure if this was the place"
Umm.. do you see that mailbox beside you?? It says it's the place you're suppose to deliver to...

I mean COME ON!!
Is my driveway scary or something?
Oh and that one guy who was scared of my chickens and threw my package to run to the safety of his car.
I could go on and on

FortCluck · Dec 12, 2019

2 many chickens said:
Lmao!! I use to call them that! They were absolute GARBAGE. Never arrived on time and they did lose a package. Thankfully Amazon dropped them.
Just the other day I had a package that Amazon was suppose to deliver but the driver sat at the end of my driveway until I walked down to her.. she says 'I wasn't sure if this was the place"
Umm.. do you see that mailbox beside you?? It says it's the place you're suppose to deliver to...

I mean COME ON!!
Is my driveway scary or something?
Oh and that one guy who was scared of my chickens and threw my package to run to the safety of his car.
I could go on and on

he ran from your chickens, I just laughed so hard.

2 many chickens · Dec 12, 2019

FortCluck said:
he ran from your chickens, I just laughed so hard.

He did, I have security cameras up and was inside watching lol. My chickens like to run up to whoever they see thinking they have goodies for them to eat.. this guy gets out, walks a bit then looks to his left.. sees 11 chickens, including 3 BIG roosters, running towards him full speed ahead. He throws said package, then runs and leaps in his car. Sits there for a few until I come out, I call chick chick chickies with bread in hand.. chicks leave his car, run to me, he waves like nothing happened and drives away.

I held in my laughter.

FortCluck · Dec 12, 2019

2 many chickens said:
He did, I have security cameras up and was inside watching lol. My chickens like to run up to whoever they see thinking they have goodies for them to eat.. this guy gets out, walks a bit then looks to his left.. sees 11 chickens, including 3 BIG roosters, running towards him full speed ahead. He throws said package, then runs and leaps in his car. Sits there for a few until I come out, I call chick chick chickies with bread in hand.. chicks leave his car, run to me, he waves like nothing happened and drives away.

I held in my laughter.

I would've peed my pants :gig