The Claven theory...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by seismic wonder2, Jun 19, 2009.

  1. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    Well ya see, Norm, it's like this.
    A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
    And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
    This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
    But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
  2. eaganchickens

    eaganchickens Songster

    Sep 21, 2008
  3. wohneli

    wohneli Songster

    Oct 6, 2008
    I agree whole-heartedly!!!!!!!!

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