Geese
Reincarnated Gods
Done with your bs but loves you anyway
Judging you
“Can I assist you with that?” Assists anyway
Complex relationship with buckets, boots, and bales
So soft
Breeding season: Lemongrab from Adventure Time
The source of most traumatic childhood bird phobias.
You thought you wouldn’t like geese but three days in you’re researching where to buy goose diapers
“All your bases are belong to us”
Wants to fix your hair for you before you head out for the day
Your personal mini dinosaur
Will allow you to worship them
“EWWW! MooOOOOM Something GROSS touched me and I NEEED another bath!”
Wants whatever you’re eating even if they don’t like it
Pure souls
If it doesn’t like you there’s probably a reason
Let me knaw on you lovingly
Ducks
Can see into the multiverse at all times
Bipolar at will
Mud is the sauce of life
Origin of the next pandemic
Mud
Agents of chaos
Breeding season: Hannibal Lecter
Mud
Loves you but will probably still eat you if given the chance, lovingly
“Hey Sharon! Have you ever bathed in catnip?”
Filthy peasants
“Clean water?” Here let me fix that for you!”
“Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior MUD?”
“Is that a cow patty? Let’s check it for grubs!”
Enjoys showers, like a lot!
Probably from another dimension
If it doesn’t like you try again tomorrow
Wants to share the mud with you
Reincarnated Gods
Done with your bs but loves you anyway
Judging you
“Can I assist you with that?” Assists anyway
Complex relationship with buckets, boots, and bales
So soft
Breeding season: Lemongrab from Adventure Time
The source of most traumatic childhood bird phobias.
You thought you wouldn’t like geese but three days in you’re researching where to buy goose diapers
“All your bases are belong to us”
Wants to fix your hair for you before you head out for the day
Your personal mini dinosaur
Will allow you to worship them
“EWWW! MooOOOOM Something GROSS touched me and I NEEED another bath!”
Wants whatever you’re eating even if they don’t like it
Pure souls
If it doesn’t like you there’s probably a reason
Let me knaw on you lovingly
Ducks
Can see into the multiverse at all times
Bipolar at will
Mud is the sauce of life
Origin of the next pandemic
Mud
Agents of chaos
Breeding season: Hannibal Lecter
Mud
Loves you but will probably still eat you if given the chance, lovingly
“Hey Sharon! Have you ever bathed in catnip?”
Filthy peasants
“Clean water?” Here let me fix that for you!”
“Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior MUD?”
“Is that a cow patty? Let’s check it for grubs!”
Enjoys showers, like a lot!
Probably from another dimension
If it doesn’t like you try again tomorrow
Wants to share the mud with you
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