The "get to 1,000 pages before 12/31/12" thread

[Magic Birdie]

 

[Ducks and Banny hens]

Guys.... helllllpppppppp! T-T We have a Wolf Spider. IN OUR HOUSE. ALL THIS TIME I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO KILL IT! I haven't been able to sleep lately and random red bumps have cropped up in certain places on my skin. Every time I try to knock it off the ceiling with a broom it disappears. HELLLPP MEEEE>

That's nothing. We get tons of wolf spiders here. They are the bad ones. Fishing Spiders are far bigger, semi-amphibious, and prettier, but more harmless. Did you know wolf spiders are mildy poisonous? Fishing, Mastodon, Raft, Golden Widow, and Red spiders around here get bigger than wolves, but only Wolves and Golden Widows have sickening venom. Wolf bites can result in flu-like symptoms; nothing truely harmful, but not good feeling at all. Basically the same goes for Gold Widows.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Woo: He's a Brit. Usually writes about some crime or other that involves people pretending to be on the other side.

Except it's not your usual sort of crime story, which I do feel slight disdain towards due to the excessive and unnecessary use of violence.

Instead, these people appear to actually have some brains, rather than just a very nimble trigger finger.

Lol, I agree, brains are better than a gun-happy moron.

I like reading mysteries, and I don't mind the violence, unless it's machine-gun-blood-sputtering-everywhere type of violence. That's just plain disgusting, in my honest opinion. I've read some Nancy Drew, but grew kinda bored of it, maybe i should ask Idy's older bro if I can borrow is SHerlock Holmes. xD

Oh, Woo, logging off at irregular intervals as per usual.

Sorry 'bout that..I had to get off because my tummy was killing me and I was trying to type on my dad's smart phone.

Which is some sort of feat I cannot stand! I have very bad small motorskills, I'm better and big things like running up my stirrups.

 

[Dapplepony]

I'm better and big things like running up my stirrups.

 

[chicklover16]

Hi dapplepony

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

Mealworms got here today!

 

[chicklover16]

Mealworms got here today!

the bag that they came in must look gross.

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

the bag that they came in must look gross.

No, they came in a 16 oz. blue (not see through) container. They didn't look as gross as they did in the pictures. My chickens love them. But I will probably let them repopulate before I give them any more... maybe next winter. Although I might give them a few if a friend comes over, that way I can show them how funny my chickens look chasing each other for the worms... Ah. Good times, good times.

 

[chicklover16]

No, they came in a 16 oz. blue (not see through) container. They didn't look as gross as they did in the pictures. My chickens love them. But I will probably let them repopulate before I give them any more... maybe next winter. Although I might give them a few if a friend comes over, that way I can show them how funny my chickens look chasing each other for the worms... Ah. Good times, good times.

I love your avvie, and your siggei. they are both so true.

 

[Dapplepony]

Hi dapplepony