The "get to 1,000 pages before 12/31/12" thread
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thats not the point; its a comic shooter, not a fashion show
have any of you people heard of Saxton Hale?
An other Christian joke:
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his
walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."
(http://www.christian-jokes.net/Joke...'y-version-of-Moses-journey-out-of-Egypt.aspx)
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon
bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his
walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it."
(http://www.christian-jokes.net/Joke...'y-version-of-Moses-journey-out-of-Egypt.aspx)
Found another one (yes, this is my last one... unless I find another really good one)
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Christian-Jokes/100-Amen-instead-of-Awomen.aspx
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Christian-Jokes/100-Amen-instead-of-Awomen.aspx
Found another one (yes, this is my last one... unless I find another really good one)
Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
http://www.christian-jokes.net/Jokes/Christian-Jokes/100-Amen-instead-of-Awomen.aspx
i'm currently listening to guys that sound between 17 and 22 years old squeal about My Little Pony on TF2 0___0
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Oh, and HI! I haven't heard from you in fureva!
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