The Owlkins is a giant Quilin throwing a tantrum, but has also been seen as an Evymi crossing the road. The Quilin's gigantic army consists of purple dust bunnies, who like to sing songs about eating cookies and cream flavored ice cream with a fork. They are close friends with a purple polka dotted sea monster, who swims in land instead of water. They are based in Alaska.
The Cluckins is a giant dancing wolf. Cluckins has a giant army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes a great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began.