THE INSANITY THREAD

[The Moonshiner]

One. Where did you come from

I'm always watching

Two. "Birds" is a very broad term that honestly includes animals that are far more work than dogs will ever be imma assume you're meaning poultry.

Yes but when birds start to resemble work that's when you eat them.
No, I didn't mean poultry. Pretty sure most all birds are tasty.

 

[Somewhere_In_The_Clouds]

Yes but when birds start to resemble work that's when you eat them.

A $2000+ hormonal macaw seems like an expensive snack

 

[Alpine Bobwhite]

That’s sad

Eugh, no it's not!

 

[Alpine Bobwhite]

You need one.

NO I DO NOT

 

[Luckyhen006]

Thankfully I've never been owned by a cat so I wouldn't know

You poor guy

 

[Luckyhen006]

Eugh, no it's not!

IS TOO.

NO I DO NOT

YOU DO. JUST HOLD A KITTEN LIKE ONCE AND YOU'LL BE SOLD, TRUST ME. I've had way more cats than I can count...

 

[HorseGirlAbby]

NO I DO NOT

YES YOU VERY MUCH DO.

 

[notabitail]

@Alpine Bobwhite
If Reddit couldn't prove itself any stupider:

THE EXACT SAME QUESTION ASKED TWICE THIS YEAR. I NEED TO GET IN ON THE KARMA MINE.

 

[Luckyhen006]

Red lips, I'm a class act
Marilyn cruisin' in a Cadillac