THE Italian Man of His House. With his Italian wife!
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE
Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will do whatever I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?'
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The funeral director would
be my first guess.'
Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE
Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will do whatever I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you
will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to
dress me and comb my hair?'
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The funeral director would
be my first guess.'
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