The Moonshiner's Bootleg Buccaneers Hatch-A-Long

[Buckeye Amy]

All hands on deck, ye land lubbers! Battle stations! Glory Be be headed for Davy Jones' locker 'cordin' to some scuttlebutt we come acrost .... oh no, belay that, our mistake, 'tis only a wee bit o' a side journey she betook herself acrost the stars for a fair bit o' rocket ridin', she be fine, tain't nothin' arter all.... as ye were, ye scurvy rats!

 

[The Moonshiner]

 

[The Moonshiner]

I reckon the incubator be doin' OK. All dis one has be a temperature display 'n ye can nah even change it from celsius t' fahrenheit. It's stayin' reliable as far as the readin' but who knows if it be correct?
I do enjoy the incubators wit' the day counter 'n auto shut-off fer the turners but it wasn't so bad t' do without but these without a humidity display I be nah a fan o' at all.
The turner be the kind dat slides 'n roll ye eggs. It seems t' work well 'n so far the eggs aren't gettin' too wonky wit' it. Does 'ave good visibility 'n seems a bit more roomy fer the amount o' eggs when it be hatch time.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Aye, Cap'n!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Amazon be havin' ye reasonably priced right now t'.

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Sink me captain! That cackle fruit hatcher be very cheep! Er, cheap!
At that amount o' booty, ye would be able to 'ford more 'n one without emptying yer coffer!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Alas, there, Amy me mate! It looks as if ye parlayed with some scurvey dog for some bit o' goods that cost ye ... an arm, I mean a wing an' a leg! Name 'im and we'll have at 'im! I'll run 'im through meself wi' me good steel blade!

 

[Buckeye Amy]

Aye me hearty Blue, 'twas a scallywag I had the worst luck ta meet. First he stole me heart, then he tried to steal me booty. But I gave no quarter, and now he be shark bait! No need to keelhaul the lily livered cur, but I thankee for the offer!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Aaargh, that'll teach them scallywags to try to steal our booty! Shark bait they be, all o' 'em! Grrr!

 

[SemiSweet2391]

I do be admiring you scallywags for your ease of conversing as if you do be living full time on the sea! Aye, I do be but a simple pirate lass, spending me days hoisting the jib sail!!